Silver Tongue

tirsynni:

drtanner-dickery:

tracing-rivers:

moonybyte:

dankmemeuniversity:

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Sanyo ICC-0081 “Mini Calculator”: You can carry a calculator with you now, you never have to make big math in your head ever again!

Math teachers: We will multiply 14,762 times 2,853,654 among others in this test, no calculators allowed

Sanyo ICC-0081 “Mini Calculator”:

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Linguists throughout the ages: We have spent lifetimes gathering the significations of words and phrases in various language so everyone can appreciate them as well as possible.

Language teachers: Translate this text, no dictionaries allowed.

Linguists:

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Literally thousands of artists, engineers and scientists over the years: Look at all of these awesome tools we made to help artists make more art more quickly and more easily! Now art is much more accessible to everyone!

Art snobs: If you use anything more than a pencil and ink and these specific paints and brushes you’re cheating and not a real artist. Especially if you draw digitally. That’s double cheating. 

Artists, engineers and scientists:

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It’s like they looked at people using those skills and just… stopped there. Like, “Hey, this is the only way to do it!” instead of realizing that is one avenue to understand the different rules and such. So we end up having teachers and the like make us do it without tools AND without any understand. See: all the various posts with people shocked about WHY certain things worked and why certain techniques were used.

the rhetoric of “if you use the matierials that make these skills more accessable to the masses then youre invalid” is such classist gatekeeping. Use the materials available. keep creating and keep learning. punch elitists in the face and dont let them stop you from doing what you love just because you use different methods than the “old way”

demon-space-boi:

lvl-7-kobold:

onion-souls:

justspooklordthings:

rocketreturns:

schmuddel:

rocketreturns:

budpowell:

rocketreturns:

tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn

he forces you into debt

that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch

Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far

you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo

I REFUSE to let ANYONE slander our good man Nook for his absolutely selfless acts of both giving away homes and leaving you to your own devices to pay as you wish. Maybe don’t play Animal Crossing, bintch.

People here just expect tanukis to give them shit with no obligations, like that’s a sustainable model

in most animal crossing games you literally show up to town without buying a house, nor checking if there is even a spare house, which surprise surprise, there isnt one in some cases. this dude walks up to you and BUILDS ONE FOR YOU, and says, “pay me back whenever idk lol”. and you fuckers have the GALL to complain and attack your HERO. you cant even complain about him being a money hungry mongrel, because unlike most millionaires, he donates 90% OF HIS PROFITS TO CHARITY!!!

insult this LITERAL SAINT again and ill show you why kneecaps are a privilege and not a human right

Dude, I would love to be able to buy a house and pay off the debt anytime in small amounts with no deadline like in AC you have no idea. Like he don’t even have to upgrade it to mansion-sized and I’d be so grateful, and all y'all are talking shit when in real life you’d be wishing it worked like AC too.

Tom Nook isn’t a villian, he just wants to make sure you and everyone else has some sort of roof over their head whether it’s a tent or house. He’s a nice man and I won’t have this slander going on.

I would die for tom nook

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

my friend really wants me to read homestuck but instead of doing that i just torture him by sending homestuck images i find on my dash and sharing my paltry knowledge i absorbed from my surroundings

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queenwhiskey:

bluehawk54:

The fuck is going on right now

This is such a finely aged post

manywinged:

manywinged:

every time people wake up and realize that wearing red eyeshadow is cool again i always see all these articles and tutorials that are like “how to wear red eyeshadow so you don’t look like you just crawled out of your own grave” and i’m honestly shocked and appalled because if that’s not the look you’re going for then what is even the point

there’s no “skill” or “technique” to wearing red eyeshadow okay you just smear that shit all over your eyelids with your fingers or a brush you bought at the dollar store if you’re feeling especially luxurious like god and gerard way intended

aw-dag:

aw-dag:

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

imagine confronting the demon and using your customer service voice

@scraps-is-busy brought it to my attention that it is the year of the rat. Thank you for reminding me I will insure he will never forget

@scraps-is-busy brought it to my attention that it is the year of the rat. Thank you for reminding me I will insure he will never forget

what is the most noticeable thing of my art style?

accursedasche:

Explain?

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