drkshdwbnch:

adenaselamin:

adenaselamin:

we named our cat after finn from star wars

@oliviermiraarmstrongs #is he called finn or do they just always refer to him as ‘finn from star wars’#‘come get some food finn from star wars’#‘did you let finn from star wars out’

his name is finn from star wars and we refer to him as such, thank you 

cool

muusery:

I was bored….instant regret.

foxmulders:

“i dreamed of you” is literally like…..the tenderness…….

padpaprika:

demilypyro:

Its over anakin I have the moral high gr

airborneranger63:

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

I would eat the box

askdiscordwhooves:

And from that day forward, alcohol stopped being served at the Gala.

thesleepingnotsobeauty:

maulusque:

shadowmaat:

kyraneko:

strungshort36:

-Mandalorians in live-action: *Can’t remove their helmets.*

-Mandalorians in The Clone Wars/Rebels:

I mean, seriously, Mandalorians with a variety of personal boundaries and intimacy gradients would be wonderful.

• “I take my helmet off for no one”
• “I might put my helmet on when someone’s shooting at me”
• “my last act before dying will be to superglue this bucket to my skull lest any curious asshole set eyes on my face that no one’s ever seen but my mother and the midwife”
• “I put it on for fights but my hair looks too awesome to keep hidden all the time
• “I put it on to fight but otherwise it squishes my ears”
• “I will show you my face when I ask you to marry me” 
• “If I show you my face I’m asking you to marry me” 
• “if you know what my face looks like then we’re friends and you can ask me to risk death for you and I’ll only give you shit about it if it’s for a really stupid reason” 
• “if you see my face I’ll kill you” 
• “I will show my face to everyone in this restaurant because they have nerf fritters in capsaicin sauce and I can’t stuff them in my face-hole four at a time with my helmet on”

“I wear my helmet all the time so I don’t have to look in a reflection and see me getting older than my father was when the Jedi killed him.”

ouch

“The helmet STAYS ON during sex”

theminttu:

Mr Clay, I’d do anything for you :’I