katiethetransbian:

eronthebender:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me: I love Smash! It’s such a fun PARTY game! :)


Competitive Smash Player Still Using a Gamecube Controller in 2018:

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Listen I’m still pissed that Smash which started as a fun party brawling game got co-opted by a bunch of dick bag “git gud” assholes who literally took it and tried to turn it into every other fighting game out there.

I just wanna point out that all the “No items, stock only, no stage effects” crew all are complete trash at the game. They’re great at FIGHTING GAMES, but complete Garbage at Smash Bros. Because instead of trying to learn the game, learn to play around the items, learn which stages do what, they just turn it all off (when you first start the game all the items and stage effects are on and you can’t turn them off in any of the modes except multiplayer melee).

And then if you do wanna play with items they try to shame you and claim that you’re “ruining the game” or “cheating” because “you can’t win without using items.” Guess what asswipe the intention is to play with the items that’s why they’re their in the first place for free with the base game.

It’s not my fault you had to dumb down the game to succeed cause you don’t know how to use the fire flower or metal bunny ears correctly.

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Originally posted by wendywilliamsgifs

not to mention the people who claim that items are cheating are usually using a specifically obtained gamecube controller with a defect to give it an advantage against regular controllers and in any other fighting game fandom that would be considered using a modded controller, aka cheating. Essentially, comp smash players ruin the game because they suck and have to resort to cheating and using the most bare bones the game offers in order to stand any chance against casual players

CEOs and large corporations are the real welfare queens 👑.
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growing-up-has-made-me-numb:

simonalkenmayer:

deathcomes4u:

meetnategreen:

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Working off of the labor of others, only there because of being born into capital and pre-existing familial or business relations? Yep

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And people still try to defend this shit with ‘Well they MUST work REALLY HARD to earn THAT kind of money!!!’

I assure you they don’t. I assure you the people earning the least money are working the most. I don’t see CEO’s doing 60 hour weeks just to keep food on the table. They don’t do that, because they don’t have to, because they get paid so much they aren’t desperate enough to have to.

If you follow me, reblog this. It is an important piece of data. I would love to see one for the annual tax expenditure of minimum wage versus CEO’s as a proportion of their annual income.

This is the aggregation of labor. This is what it looks like. It has happened before. It will likely happen again unless it is changed.

I like how they added “and the world” because it’s true, the rich are bastards everywhere.

greeling is just father assigned kin

incorrectfmadialogue:

I’ve always placed a great value on health and fitness. I started running when I was 11 and most days I run between five and ten kilometers. I also try to eat healthy and get at least five serves of vegetables every day. Despite having olive skin that doesn’t burn easily I wear more sunscreen than all of my paler friends combined when we go to the beach so that I can avoid sunburn. I go to bed by 11 every night, and at 6 every morning I wake up, drink a big glass of water and go for a run before uni.

I do all this so that I can live a long and healthy life. But in the end it didn’t even matter. Because reading this ask instantly took 40 years off my life and gave me mesothelioma. 

adamtots:

i’m still seeing just as much porn on my timeline as before????? lol 

you think thats funny, i decided to appeal the few nsfw art i posted on my nsfw blog which wasnt purged and i won. the horny police bot is so goddamn useless

SO, my NSFW blog survived the purge but a few of the my pics on that blog were flagged so on a whim i decided to appeal despite them being extremely nsfw and guess what?  

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The pictures in question were of a troll being turned into a frog violently and sexily, doc scratch as a chubby shortstack and a furry rabbit presenting his feat with his sheath in full view. they didnt even flag the alien blowjob or the tits out jane with a snake callie teasing her. this is such a goddamn hellsite.

saigontimemd:

THEY KNOW

Switch your blogs while you can, folks.

hot take but

silver-tongues-blog:

The wind temple from wind waker is the worst zelda temple. yes im including the water temple from OoT. the wind temple’s puzzles consist of nothing but “plant the tree” and its boss is full of artificial difficulty. Molgera is not hard. The closest thing to hard is that he spawns baby worms to mess with z targeting. Nothing about that is hard. the temple theme is bland and the overall aesthetic just feels out of place with its muted browns. theonly good thing about the temple is the boss theme fuckin pops

femmetay:

lovesbitch:

I don’t understand how people can leave tumblr. I’ve been here since 2009 - I couldn’t leave even if I wanted to. 

i really believe that anyone who made an account between 2009-2011 unknowingly signed a contract with the devil and now we’re all trapped here until the website finally dies like leaving has never been an option in the first place