yourplayersaidwhat:

Halfling Rogue: What do you think I am?

NPC: [after rolling a 3 to check if he even knew what a halfling is] ….A friend?

WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.

maswartz:

1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it”

2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog)

3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged.

4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged.

5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.

greeling is just father assigned kin

incorrectfmadialogue:

I’ve always placed a great value on health and fitness. I started running when I was 11 and most days I run between five and ten kilometers. I also try to eat healthy and get at least five serves of vegetables every day. Despite having olive skin that doesn’t burn easily I wear more sunscreen than all of my paler friends combined when we go to the beach so that I can avoid sunburn. I go to bed by 11 every night, and at 6 every morning I wake up, drink a big glass of water and go for a run before uni.

I do all this so that I can live a long and healthy life. But in the end it didn’t even matter. Because reading this ask instantly took 40 years off my life and gave me mesothelioma. 

finalskies:
“Still alive
”

finalskies:

Still alive

lemonsqueazie:
“save them
”

lemonsqueazie:

save them

hot take but

The wind temple from wind waker is the worst zelda temple. yes im including the water temple from OoT. the wind temple’s puzzles consist of nothing but “plant the tree” and its boss is full of artificial difficulty. Molgera is not hard. The closest thing to hard is that he spawns baby worms to mess with z targeting. Nothing about that is hard. the temple theme is bland and the overall aesthetic just feels out of place with its muted browns. theonly good thing about the temple is the boss theme fuckin pops

neomikey:
“ joshnickerson:
“Okay, let’s see how long this lasts…
”
FEMALE PRESENTING NIPPLES.
”

neomikey:

joshnickerson:

Okay, let’s see how long this lasts…

FEMALE PRESENTING NIPPLES.