Silver Tongue

tarrkin:

tarrkin:

you: ok but what woman fucked palpatine?

me: how MANY women fucked palpatine???

oh my god guys but there are already so many good sheev lines to say during sex??

  • good…. goooood….
  • DEW IT
  • everything is proceeding as i have foreseen
  • you may fire when ready, commander!
  • the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
  • do not hesitate, show no mercy!
  • i have waited a long time for this
  • *maniacal cackling*
  • i’m looking forward to completing your training. in time you will call me ‘master’

and of course

  • UNNNLIMITED POWAAAAHH

argonskies:

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‘Treasure’

zovsko:

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cant stop thinking about this comment

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

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“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

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“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

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“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

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“No, not a chance.”

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PART 2

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“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”

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“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”

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“so it should lead us right to Meap.”

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“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“

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“Got something!”

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“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”

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“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”

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Part 3

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“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“

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“Sure!”

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“I still haven’t gotten my”

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“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“

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“accomplishment badge.”

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“Cool!”

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“Let’s go!”

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Part 4

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“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”

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“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“

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“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“

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“Don’t be silly Isabella.”

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“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”

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“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”

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Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:

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Part 5 (from a different episode)

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“So, do I know romance or what?”

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“what.”

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“I said, do I know romance or-”

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“I heard you.”

Part 6 (this time with Candace)

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“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“

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“That’s right.”

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“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“

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“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”

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“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”

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“Or Ferb.”

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*clicks tongue*

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lanfan:

Finished fmab anyway cannot stop thinking abt the scene where Al sacrificed his life just so ed could get his arm back and fight. Like when Truth asked him “are you sure he’ll come back for you?” Al didnt even HESITATE to say “yes, absolutely.” With all the confidence in the world.

Then you parallel that scene with ed going to get al back and truth asks him if hes sure he wanted to give up his alchemy and lose all that power, again, no hesitation. Ed doesnt flinch, doesnt waver, doesn’t have flashbacks back to all the stuff he did bc of alchemy. He gave it all up without remorse or grief bc in the end none of that mattered. None of it mattered bc he had his friends. Bc he had Al. And that was all he needed.

And when they’re leaving together, al is just smiling at ed bc he knew all along that his brother would do the right thing.

electronicprince:

pal pal palpatine, star wars’ greatest love machine

whispedcream:

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fashionstuck

keatsgay-deactivated20200126:

foreshadowing done well makes me go feral like there’s NOTHING better than getting to the end a book or an important storyline moment and realising that the author laced information so intricately into their writing that weren’t noticeable upon first read but when you read back sections they’re light giant red flags like wow writing is amazing

absolutely. one of my favourite examples of this is “would you kindly”

bobittybob20276:
“ micaxiii:
“ glumshoe:
“ gtfomyufo:
“ glumshoe:
“Large blueberries, or just a really tiny hand?
”
me too
” ”
oh
ohh dear
”
oH NO
”

bobittybob20276:

micaxiii:

glumshoe:

gtfomyufo:

glumshoe:

Large blueberries, or just a really tiny hand?

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me too

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oh

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ohh dear

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oH NO

manywinged:

traditionalist: the knight saves the princess and slays the dragon

feminist: the princess saves herself and slays the dragon, who is a metaphor for toxic masculinity

del toroist: the princess and the dragon fall in love and slay the knight, who is a metaphor for war, bigotry and/or toxic masculinity