vampireapologist:

sigmaleph:

glumshoe:

if two people sleep in a bunk bed do they have to share a monster

‘our humans are sleeping in bunk beds and we have to share the space under’ is one of the three most popular fanfiction premises in monster AO3

“there’s only one under-the-bed”

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

porko-rosso:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

We popping the biggest bottles when Crash gets confirmed for Smash today

My day will fucking come. Next time.

This is the one. Crash is out on Switch now. It’s time.

Next time.

Aight it’s the last direct before the game releases, this has got to be the one

Please nintendo i cant deal

There’s still DLC…

Okay, the first DLC character was Joker, but Crash Team Racing will be on Switch at launch. It’s the perfect time. Crash could be the second.

Okay so two and three weren’t Crash but BANJO being in now definitely increases his chances cause it means that western characters are being considered and removes the most likely other option from the running.

But for now,

WHEN WILL SHE LEARN?

Fatal Fury this time. That’s fine. They announced more DLC characters. It’s a matter of time now. I’ll be victorious in the end. I take my fall with grace.

Last reveal of the first pass will be shown in 2 days. People are saying it’ll be Dante, but I dare hope. I dare dream. I believe in Crash.

beachnet:

Adhd b like….. i have one activity on tuesday thats like an hour long but im gonna consider that a busy day so no I can’t make any other plans on that day

whatkindofanameistheresisty:

mulletlove:

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

dingdongyouarewrong:

whenever i feel like i can’t make an idea i really want work in my story, i just remember that alex hirsch wanted gravity falls to have a halloween episode so badly that, even though the entire show takes place over summer vacation, he just made up a fake holiday called summerween that’s just. halloween but in the summer

seizethe-memes-ofproduction:

hailkingcheeto:

it’s a boomer meme but it checks out sir

chefpyro:

candybaggins:

commission for @chefpyro!

BIG SMASHY

wufflesvetinari:

sherlocke:

I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.” - Rabbi Tarfon

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

#your girlfriend is a moronsexual op

please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :( 

wait