Silver Tongue

thebootydiaries:

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im crying

garrettauthor:

vigilantsycamore:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pieprincess-andthe-fallenangel:

maggiemae873:

garrettauthor:

tragedybunny:

seanchaidh101:

notyourplayground:

loopy-lolly-loo:

snigepippi:

garrettauthor:

garrettauthor:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wintergrey:

garrettbrobinson:

I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.

This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…

Publisher: We think that the way the fantasy genre treats women is problematic so we’re going to try and do better

A Fool: If you don’t like it why don’t you make your own!

Publisher: That

That is literally what we just said we are doing

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BIGOTED FUCKWADS?

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BOY it feels good to be back in this particular saddle!

AHAHAHAHAHA we have a winner for today!

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*Snort*

@princessjellyfishie

if anybody like me a) lol’d and b) wanted to get my hands on that book series, here’s the link

This is magically what I’m looking for right now.

Hi Legendary Books, I’ll take one of everything.

Happy to oblige!

https://underrealm.net/books

<3

I literally don’t have the space for any more physical books, but I’ve downloaded every Underrealm book on Kindle. I read The Alchemist’s Touch specifically because of this post and I seriously can’t recommend the Underrealm books enough. they are absolutely fantastic.

I don’t really read anymore, not like i used to. And of i get a masters this year like i am planning to then that isn’t going to change. But hell yes I’m going to go and buy these books because THIS is exactly the kind of thing that i want to support!

YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

One day I will have a job and a bank account and I will have money from the job in the bank account and I will use some of the money to purchase these books

Hey did you

did you know

did you know we have a podcast now and you can literally listen to the books for free.

(You probably didn’t. That’s okay because it’s very new).

It’s slower than buying and reading them, but it’s great if you have no book budget but you do have some listening time!

gearholder:

demilypyro:

I’m mostly kidding

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dickholder:

reblog if you would let them keep their apartment, ignore if you would open your window and destroy the fruits of their labor

rederiswrites:

chirmartir:

CH

Okay two things

1) every time I see something like this, or photos of wild unrealistic landscapes that really exist, or spectacular architecture, whatever it is, I think again that when we write fantasy, we NERF REALITY. That is, here’s some dude with a special interest and a brain that somehow lacks basic self preservation mechanisms, and he’s out here looking like a super hero. Regular humans are capable of things we seem super human. Real landscapes are more fantastical than our fantasies. Reality is more fantastical than our fantasies.

2) how the fuck did he not kick out any windows that’s the most impressive part of the whole video.

commander-ledi:

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

could be a cryptid. could be the sites shitty programming. could be may awful memory. who knows. might as well reblog it

lazorsandparadox:
“ grogar:
“ just pokemon living in the moment
nothing peculiar about them at all
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lazorsandparadox:

grogar:

just pokemon living in the moment 


nothing peculiar about them at all

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tardigradetheking:

firelordderpy:

ranty9000:

sweetiepie08:

paperclipbracelet:

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; “My Lord! My Lord!” And the disciples are all: “The Master won’t do anymore miracles today.” But obviously Jesus is like; “Yes, my child?” And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary’s house cuz it wobbled too much.

“Jesus!”

“How can I help you my child?”

“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”

“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”

“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”

“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

do you think he made his own cross?

yoshiyoshikage-tira-munchakoopas:
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“ friendlydinosaur:
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hell fucking yes, get out
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yoshiyoshikage-tira-munchakoopas:

official-lucifers-child:

friendlydinosaur:

[image description: a user box in pale pink text with a trans flag that reads, “this user doesn’t want terfs following them”. /end id]

hell fucking yes, get out

Get all your bitch asses out

alistaire:

i need a very tiny leash and collar so i can walk my alcohol molecule

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