Silver Tongue

obvious-apostate:

Y’all

MCR shirt circa 2005:

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MCR shirt 2019:

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I love it so much.

chefpyro:

jotaro-kuujo:

chefpyro:

pancakeke:

times-chu:

pancakeke:

she-ra-squakamole2018:

pancakeke:

when you make a tumblr post that gets a lot of notes this screen appears

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This is like reading a tweet by a rich person saying “when you have too much money lol”

money has use unlike notes. attention on this website only gets you stalked and harassed, which I can say from experience

why do i have 15000 followers and no money

why couldnt i have no followers and 15000 money

15k followers could be worth some money on a different site. 15k twitch subs would be bangin but instead on tumblr it’s like a fucking punishment is2g.

follow me on twitch ;w;

sinfulnoodle:

sams-tic-tac:

bob-belcher:

Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

I remember showing this to my friend who’d been hella serious about art in high school, and she got so mad at this scene because of the buildup.

I like how she used a blue paint brush but not an ounce of blue on the frame

pissvortex:

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bernie is going to snap on these journalists one day

steakplissken:

fullymechanized-consoomer:

memefix:

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official-mugi:

princessnijireiki:

romanshiv:

Listen. We can take the piss out of J*hn B*yega here where it’s safe. But PLEASE do not engage with his posts on twitter or Instagram because he WILL attempt to target you next. Please just block and avoid. Keep yourself safe. People have already been deactivating because they’ve received so much harassment from his latest post.

this is literally. SO funny

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What’s going on

John recently got off of his legally enforced Disney gag order and has been blasting ass about how dissatisfied he was with the sequels, especially the forced romance between Rey and Keylo and how poorly his character was handled.

A bunch of fandom weirdos freaked out because they can’t separate fiction from reality and tried to shame him into silence, but being the King he is John took this opportunity to blow off 5 years of steam that built up after being one of the prime pieces of meat in the pressure cooker known as the Star Wars fandom.

The social incompetents had their minds shattered at the realization that the actor is not the character he plays, that he doesn’t like them or think the way they want him to think, and because of this they are breaking down at the mundane revelation that the public figure they’ve been harassing for years can sling their shit right back at them.

Also he’s been really funny while doing it

slug-sweat:

Custom cursor malware that destroyed your computer in 2008 and got you yelled at by your mom moodboard 

vulcannic:
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silver-tongues-blog:
“ chefpyro:
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“i own this game on three platforms now, lmao
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hire me activision i will be your crash bandicoot spokesperson/genius
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well duh, trilogy means three
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silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

i own this game on three platforms now, lmao

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hire me activision i will be your crash bandicoot spokesperson/genius

well duh, trilogy means three