lesbx:

lesbx:

not to be like normal people scare me but i just had to explain the concept of a wizard to a guy whose brain is apparently so untainted by any kind of media he did not know what a wizard was

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

ravensnowmain:

This sums up all three characters perfectly!

C-3PO: Could solve everything right now but he was designed by an angsty child and must make things difficult. It’s in his programming.

Han: Is use to being around other scoundrels who have no qualms about shooting their way out/are generally competent and is getting really sick of C-3PO’s “proper” shit.

Luke: Knows full well he could get them all out of this right now but they’ve got time and Han’s reaction is just too good.

clairefrasersbitch:

moodboard

liberalsarecool:

#MedicareForAll

pardon-my-venting:

I think it’s funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen

woodlights-deactivated20210310:

people who have tons of ocs are so powerful…how do you do it…got the population of france living in ur head…meanwhile if i don’t obsessively think about the same two dumbasses i’ll die

murkmen:

skynya:

murkmen:

need a girl to groom my fur until i am buoyant enough to swim

hey liz what does this mean

toastynoneofyourbusiness:

Everyone always admires SCP for the horror. But NOBODY talks about how genuinely funny some of them are (and no, I’m not counting J’s):

• The box that is entirely designed to piss off the nearest person in the vicinity in an extremely specific and personalized manner
• The pills that were intended to give whoever swallowed them radiation poisoning, but instead make them explode with bananas
• The roll of infinite toilet paper that abides by the laws of conservation of energy, thus causing nuclear explosions if too much or too little is used
• The tub and water who each have their own respective personalities and constantly argue about communism vs. capitalism
• The tomatoes that throw themselves at you at a speed relative to how terrible you joke is
• A coffee machine with a keypad that dispenses (almost) any liquid
• A guy that is constantly lost, can’t be tracked, and anyone who finds him gets lost with him
• A statue who moves when you stop looking at it, but instead of snapping your neck, it just tries to startle you
• Three words: The Nerfing Gun
• A Wendy’s with a haunted bottomless freezer that sometimes plays Frank Sinatra
• A bag of inifinite potatoes
• I am a toaster

transmasc-positive:

silver-tongues-blog:

opalescentdragon:

lunarcanine:

dragon-in-a-fez:

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Teen: *gets a job*

“I GOT THE JOB!”

Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family

Teen: *gets all A’s*

“I worked really hard!”

Parents: Well, of course you did, this is the expectation, not a celebration.

probably why so many teens take to social media where they can enthusiastically share their interests and achievements and get positive feedback that their parents never gave

Also they only place value on whatever the deem worthy. It only seems like we don’t care because we’re not putting energy into what you say is important.