captaincrusher:

Man 1500 years ago: Let me sleep with this woman or I will die.

The rabbis:

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(Link to tweet here)

t0tsu:

halfstable:

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This is soo bad its good

tanoraqui:

lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief:

randomthingsthatilike123:

words4bloghere:

funnyjoke:

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“Is this per sibling???”

who tf cares? I’d slap all seven of mine for a cold crunchwrap supreme

They would demand a piece of the cut but all my siblings would be insulted if I said no to this much money to slap them

Honestly questions like this are always made by single children. It doesn’t matter how close you are, the answer is inevitably a resounding YES

I would slap my sibling if a random person in the street suggested it. For genuinely slapping with full strength, I guess, like…$10? $10 for my younger brother, $20 for my older sister.

I would slap both my siblings and then they would slap me and each other. easy 3 mill for all of us

probablybadrpgideas:

mythcreantsblog:

Sure, most old-timey currency didn’t come in base ten but also your players will riot if you ask them to do money conversions in anything else.

At the beginning of each session, roll a d100 to see what base money is in today!

Bonus points- Roll separately for each coin.

m00-scharfschutzen:

anarcho-kaibaism:

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

thieves with a code.

catwithbenefits:
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it-a:

somehowsentient:

wonkyaim:

No context.

none wanted

youre right and you should say it

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!! 18!!!!!!!! you’re as young as my youngest siblings now I have to PROTECT you and the one guy was like 6 ft+ and he was like “no you have that wrong, I need to protect you girls” and I was like “okay yeah physically but I have to protect you emotionally” and he was like “oh okay yeah”

like 30 mins later he came back up to me like “I just realized it’s the same age difference between you and me as me and my baby sister and you’re right. you’re so right.”