theywontletmebeprincipal:

neongreendreams:

mattachinz:

reckoning-dice:

someone add anime George Washington

say no more

Why the absolute hell are there so many bad takes on dead people

Someone continue the saga

fellas, we’ve done it

aubrobrewhaha:

trevenant:

Really Gina! My Pokégear is impressive. That is what is impressive. My Pokégear. Gina here thinks that my Pokégear is what is impressive

Did you hear that, Lugia, Guardian of the Seas? Gina says my Pokégear is impressive

chefpyro:

sanguithar:

I just discovered there is a small subreddit dedicated to google-translating (and actually dubbing, very professionally!!) the Star Wars movies and occasional SWR episodes from english into chinese and back into english again, making the subtitles change ridiculously, and it’s positively the most hilarious thing I’ve ever come across since I saw the LotR post about a similar thing, here are some highlights:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

good god

guys when i say i lost my shit

probablybadrpgideas:

An Instant Kill spell that only instantly kills anything that a fireball would kill. And also has the exact same requirements as fireball. And also just does the damage of a fireball. And is just a fireball.

authorgirl0131:

pausing-criticalrole:

a dnd player waiting for their turn

I can confirm this is exactly what we do while we wait for out turn.

winklekinkle:

itsaaudraw:

What are you gonna do with that pie, boy?

@uncle-cucky

nakmorkesh:

today my players:

- got pickpocketed by a 12 year old child

- our wizard decided the best way to stop him was to cast magic missile at the child

- child almost died 

- wizard got arrested and then bailed out

- players went to a casino to find the thieves guild but the wizard drank fantasy moonshine and passed out 5 minutes in so they couldnt

- next day, its 8:45am and they didnt want to go in too early so they found other things to do during the day

- i had 1 thing planned - a fighting arena - but improved 2 shitty things (a market and a rock museum) so theyd chose the arena

- no

- no

- my players chose the rock museum

- they go to the rock museum that only has five rocks and is run by a goliath man

- he asks if they want the guided tour of these 5 rocks - the fighter says yes and pays 2 copper pieces

- guided tour (that i had to make up on the spot)

- rock 1 - a greystone rock from the greystone area that i found when my brother pushed me off of a cliff at age 5

- rock 2 - a blackstone rock from the blackstone area that my brother gave to me to apologise

- rock 3 - a volcanic rock i found when i lost my leg looking for rocks in a volcano

- rock 4 - the rock i killed my brother with

- rock 5 - a pebble my boyfriend taught me how to skip rocks with - this is my fave rock

- wizard goes and finds a cool rock to give goliath and ends up vomiting over the pebble due to being hungover

- goliath doesnt realise and wizard lures him out of the building whilst fighter cleans up the vomit

- wizard and goliath have a touching heart to heart moment

- goliath says goodbye and takes the pebble with him into a sideroom

- as he leaves the fighter asks him what his name is

- goliath turns round dramatically

- my name,,is,,dwayne johnson 

heavenly-havoc:

clownreviews:

clownreviews:

clownreviews:

You will look at my clowns.

You will look at my clowns.

You will look at my clowns.

You will look at my clowns.

You are looking at my clowns.

The one time I expected the Skyrim meme but I just got clowned. Much to think about.

sandplague:

just going to slap this on every post I make now