pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

41 people are ready for me to gnome this chick

this is my 4th day gnoming her

they set up a camera

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

miaislying:

personsonable:

miaislying:

personsonable:

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

suchira:

neon-skies95:

aces-and-anime:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

so i was looking up antique cars like ya do and i found the dodge deora line of cars which looks like this

and i noticed there wasn’t any visible doors so i looked further and just

what the fuck is this nonsense

I was concerned about how you’d even get in one of these and… 

So I showed my brother this, and he’s all like “yeah they made a second one, here” and like

come the fuck on

This is amazing.

calibrashuns:

evegwood:

every time

Omfg same + with car too

geekmom13:

drarrymylove:

dingdongyouarewrong:

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

ereri-yaoi-lover:

eat-me-out-oppa:

Damn

People will never be satisfied… So you should do whatever makes you happy. Wear whatever you want and however much of it you want.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

worldsentwined:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

oh my god… duel lingo

Die Eule habe hat Hunger

True to form, I actually messed up the verb conjugation when I first put the words on this. XD

holy crap

lamardeuse:

gravedelight:

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this is the best most concise takedown of safe space critics I’ve ever seen