brought a kiss to the knife fight
enemies to lovers speed edition
good news everyone I talked to god and she said that karkat vantas has peets
@moonpaw was nice enough to demonstrate
remember that “which she-ra character are you?” quiz noelle made before the show was announced? i found this buried in my drafts, and i remember trying to get every possible option because i thought it might provide some comical insight into how noelle thinks about each character, and i mean… it do.
jesse pinkman in the house *slappy slappy slappy slap slap*
WOO *slappy slappy slap, slappy slappy slap slappy, slappy slappy slappy slap*
BITCH
BITCH
little bitch
I made you my bitch!
BITCH
BITCH
i am….
the danger
#i’ll ask a rich person where the trash is#and they’re like ‘oh right here’#then lead me down 2 hallways through a secret passage and into a cellar#and the trash is in the farthest corner of the cellar in its own closet#and it’s sensor-activated
why are these tags so funny
THE BIN OF AMONTILLADO
There is nowhere to throw away trash in a rich man’s house except in his face





