Silver Tongue

dukeofash:

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your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

Anonymous

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

verdandis-blog:

ursulaklegun:

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Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are

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Can’t get this on any other website, folks!

youhavethewrong:

*steps out of my room covered in blood, severely disheveled, and with signs of having been crying for hours* I sent that e-mail I had to send

moonpaw:

it took twitter blowing up for me to finally know what those checkmarks were for

dont feel bad. the richest person on earth also only just learned what they were for.

ihaventdoneacartwheelsinceiwas9:

the-curse-of-jetstream-tormod:

ihaventdoneacartwheelsinceiwas9:

Stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your post

What the fuck does that mean

Idk I’m just saying things

koziolek:

can’t believe i forgot to post them, our party + big bad nasty man, had lots of fun slightly redesigning your typical mind flayer

frogmoss1:

vuupi:

funny-tik-toks:

noooooooo you killed him

this is what doctors do to you when you’re on anaesthetic before you wake up

jitterbugjive:

I don’t know if I should feel bad for or laugh at all the people who panicked and deleted everything from Deviantart from the whole AI debacle rather than waiting just A LITTLE BIT to see how they’d react to peoples’ outrage. They couldn’t even wait A DAY, and lo and behold, DA realized they fucked up and fixed the issue.


Good job guys. I hope your kneejerk reaction taught you to maybe not jerk the knee so much next time.


(for people who left just cuz of the principal of the thing this does not apply to you, this is for the people who regret it)

echo-flofleyt:

the dynamics of this ship is my favorite

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zeravmeta:

watching twitter implode in realtime is definitely funny but also anyone else utterly disgusted at the fact that one billionaires temper tantrum cost thousands of people their jobs, countless more across its userbase and is destroying what is one of the biggest websites on the internet? one guy. literally one single fucking guy who couldn’t just admit to a fuck up and is taking the whole thing down with him because of his big mouth. its one guy and he has enough money to just tear down the website. one guy.