xxtc-96xx:

you’d better run, boy

the-eternal-loading-screen:

cryptids-and-muses:

funny-tik-toks:

This counts as science

well there was a conclusion, a list of ingredients, a research question, and the result evidence so yea that most definitely is science

friendraichu:

madamedevideoland:

notkatniss:

cundtcake:

reporters have Had Enough 😂

FINALLY News 12 Long Island has their day

nudityandnerdery:

gertruderobinsonscat:

I hope that “between the crematorium and the dildo store” becomes a famous saying for whenever a person has lost in the most pathetic and undignified way possible. Sort of like how we still use the phrase “crossing the Rubicon” two thousand years after the event. 

largishcat:

the people of DC are beautiful

gawki:

Snack Time!!!

leoismybookcrush:

Thank you Tumblr user destiel for making a post that is so niche that in three months people won’t understand

domicileensnared:

jessica-messica:

Originally posted by wellheregoesn0thing

A reminder that Gritty’s official backstory is that during the Flyers stadium renovation, they uncovered an ancient chamber, and contained within it was Gritty

normal-horoscopes:

ruby-white-rabbit:

mikkeneko:

oldsongrenewed:

forgotaboutdrea:

rnyfh:

in this house we stan dionysus!

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me
the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know
dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: 

dreadbeasts:

red-mercer:

casualbaloth:

bacoose:

i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue

please god let me find these things out normally I am begging you

If you go to the circus for news don’t complain if a clown tells it to you

“If you go to the circus for news don’t complain if a clown tells it to you” is the most accurate description of Tumblr I have ever read in my life good job tumblr user red-mercer for this gem of a line.