Silver Tongue

stardew-valley:

sailoruranus:

… I have made a mistake

prepare to die

tactical-necromancy:

closet-keys:

circulusinuniversality:

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[id: tweet by buffalocialism reading “if you have so many prisoners that you have to deny them the right to vote because they would significantly impact election results, the main substantive problem is that you live in a police state”]

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teaboot:

sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat:

sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat:

quantum mechanics is so fucking absurd

electrons be like “i am going to disobey all laws of probability and classical mechanics, unless you attempt to perceive me in which case i will behave exactly in the ways you just disproved”

disgusting. please act like a person

Not to be contrary but breaking laws until one is observed is very much acting like a person

bigprettygothgf:
“ bigprettygothgf:
“remember how trilllizard used to get really mad when people called him an incel? well at least he isn’t trying to deny it anymore
”
females say thing me no like about me bideo gaem. female should be no allowed...

bigprettygothgf:

bigprettygothgf:

remember how trilllizard used to get really mad when people called him an incel? well at least he isn’t trying to deny it anymore

females say thing me no like about me bideo gaem. female should be no allowed from bideo game for not appreciating true art. female dumb for no liking me huge intellect 

severalowls:
“ genderoftheday:
“ Today’s Gender of the Day is: Estrogen Burger
”
For reference, it’s literally just a soy burger which means it contains phytoestrogens which are plant hormones and do nothing for humans. A beef burger would have more...

severalowls:

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Estrogen Burger

For reference, it’s literally just a soy burger which means it contains phytoestrogens which are plant hormones and do nothing for humans. A beef burger would have more of a hormonal impact, however minimal.

Yep. Conservatives are still flipping out about soy and writing nonsense scare articles.

for real tho, i wish i could transition through the power of burgers

chefpyro:

today i found out roadrunners are not a thing looney tunes made up

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theyre called roadrunners because they run across the road really fast. they are a bitch to look out for here in texas

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

i love the dynamic that is “straight-laced detective falls in love with the cocky little shit of a thief they’re trying to catch” because there’s always a moment where the detective character realizes they’re in love with this charming bastard they’re supposed to be taking in who’s been dragging them around on a wild goose chase for weeks and lets them go only to discover a short while later that one or more of their possessions has been stolen without them noticing because the thief wants to make sure they’ll keep pursuing and interacting with them so they can get it back when they meet again and it’s like. just flirt like normal people you absolute morons.

the cops: you have to bring this guy in detective, they’re a wanted criminal!

the detective:

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Originally posted by bestofcomedy