kilalabunnies:

kilalabunnies:

my girlfriend and boyfriend so much

@silver-tongues-blog @scraps-is-busy

i love my boyfriends

phantomsteed:

catsi:

catsi:

my mom was always one of those hockey fans who was like “its not a real hockey game til theres teeth on the ice” so guess who also grew up with a concerning amount of love for hockey fights

OKAY GOOD… its such a good part of the sport i love that they can just put the game on hold to let two dudes kick each others asses

also it feels like encountering a legendary pokemon when you see two goalies fight

dublicus:

Susie interrupts the whole fucking class to announce something very important. 

inaccurateloz:

Link, putting a leaf on top of instant noodles: Garnished.

Zelda: Do you eat the leaf or is it just for decoration?

Link: I only eat the leaf. The noodles are the garnish.

elwurd:

regardless on whether tumblr follows through with the nsfw ban or not there is a 100% chance that “female presenting nipples” will become a cards against humanity white card

fbi-agent-watching-you:

its-the-fluffy-lupin:

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

bardicbottom:

barry-bluejeans:

probablylucasmiller:

awfulpigeon:

themacklemorebrothers:

uselessgaywhovian:

review your favorite podcast and make it sound as shitty as possible

four straight cis white men talk about their ocs

Bad advice from men claiming to be your siblings

Man who plays video games for a living thinks he’s smart enough to be on a medical podcast with a real live doctor

Three dudes get high and decide that they’re going to be in Trolls 2

These are all about the fucking McElroys.

biscottii:

Ｄｅａｄ Ｅｎｄ

context: vinny had been trying to get on there for half an hour following dodgy and vague advice from chat

tevruden:

With the new update, I think we need to bring this back

jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

Day 2, Dotty is still too sexy for tumblr and they are holding her hostage

Day 3

tumblr is still holding Dotty hostage, the power of her sex appeal is too strong

Day 4 and Dotty is still trapped in sexy jail

Tumblr just send me the ransom already jesus christ

harrington paid staff to give him a 4 day headstart