Silver Tongue

mrhungry:

official-lucifers-child:

eternal-fractal:

lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202:

lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202:

knightory:

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Portable hobbit hole from the future

EARTH POD

ITS THE EARTH POD WE GOT THE FULL SET

FUCKING HELL

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WE UNLOCKED THE WHOLE GODDAMN SET

sirfrogsworth:

Nigel Yodinson confirmed. 

Some context on Trump assassinating Qassem Soleimani

sitta-pusilla:

  • Soleimani was Iran’s top military official and the second most powerful person in the country
  • People comparing this to drone strikes on people suspected of terrorism are missing this very important point. This was not a drone strike on a terrorist group. This was assassinating a high-level official from another country.
  • Trump had him assassinated without Congressional authorization. According to Pelosi, Congress wasn’t even notified. We found out about the attack when it was announced last night on Iraqi television.
  • Lindsay Graham is now saying he knew about the plan 2 days ago. This means he is either lying to make it seem less like Trump did this out of nowhere, or Trump is selectively briefing members of Congress who he’s friendly with.
  • The official justification for this assassination was Soleimani was “actively planning” an attack on Americans. Those of you who remember the lead up to the Iraq war may recognize this “preemptive strike” language.
  • Whether or not Soleimani was an “enemy” isn’t important. Putin is an enemy. North Korea threatens everyone. But there’s a reason we don’t just assassinate officials from other countries, even if they demonstrably don’t like us, and that’s because it can start a war
  • You might notice that those other examples I used have dangerous weapons of their own. That’s what is material here. Trump, in his zeal for destroying Obama’s legacy, threw out the Iran Nuclear Agreement. That agreement was a big deal because it brought Iran to the negotiating table for the first time in years. Now? Never again. But also, this is terrible for anyone who sincerely believes in the goal of global nuclear disarmament, because it’s essentially confirming that unless your country has the firepower to reasonably threaten others, there is no guarantee of safety, because the US won’t even hold to its own agreements. What incentive then is there to not build weapons of your own?
  • This act is just the latest bit of bizarre foreign policy decisions by the Trump administration. The Kurds helped us in the fight with Syria, and we betrayed them. Trump gives North Korea everything, including a public appearance with a US President, and they continue to threaten everyone with their missiles. Iran has an agreement with us, and we throw it away and kill their top general.
  • Please remember Trump is currently an impeached President, implicated in several crimes, in an election year. 
banishedquasiroyal:
“advanced torture
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banishedquasiroyal:

advanced torture 

solovalker:

literally-a-thousand-bees:

pattroughton:

Obi-Wan cuts off so many limbs

  • he cuts off Darth Maul’s legs (2)
  • he cuts off Savage Opress’ arm (1)
  • he cuts off Grievous’ hands (2, probably, but Grievous has so many I lose count)
  • he cuts off many of Anakin’s limbs (3)
  • and so many other random people in bars have lost their limbs to Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Obi-Wan is a menace

considering that he is now dead and existing as a force ghost

one might even call him 

a phantom menace

ba-dum-tzzzzz

George Lucas changes Jedi marriage rules after cute kid asks nicely

kansascity-elffriend:

martyrized:

rettaroo:

mastervirsune:

theavc:

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One 7-year-old boy has succeeded where legions of fans have failed: he has persuaded George Lucas to change his vision for Star Wars.
Colin, a young Star Wars fan, hopes to become a Jedi Knight when he’s older, but he also wants to get married and start a family—something forbidden by the Jedi Order, according to Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. Probably dissatisfied with his parents’ guidance to “just become a new kind of Jedi” or to “stop watching those prequels and watch the real Star Wars,” Colin went straight to the source with a succinct letter to Lucasfilm:
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Colin received the following response:
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…as well as a bunch of cool Star Wars merchandise:
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More at avclub.com

Jedi can get married now everyone else go home.

So all Anakin had to do is write a letter?

Anakin just had to do things the hard way.

Imagine if Anakin had gone to the Council and asked politely and they were just like “Yeah, okay”

i mean, qui-gon just politely asked if he could train anakin after it was stated he was too old and that worked out well enough

adultdadfinder:

gayward-vagabond:

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

aeritus:
“ a 30 mins warmup, took the change for #HSAGIRLS :P
-COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN- ”

aeritus:

a 30 mins warmup, took the change for #HSAGIRLS :P

-COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN-