Silver Tongue

shencomix:
“Caveman ancestor see you have many food. Caveman ancestor proud. Caveman ancestor love you.
”

Caveman ancestor see you have many food. Caveman ancestor proud. Caveman ancestor love you.

yowch

Unmute !

actualaster:
jacuwi:
we-dont-matteratall:
moss-wizard:
What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
I closed last night and opened today and starting at 9:36 am I was saying, “Have a good night!” As people left

dankmemeuniversity:

fuckaspunk:

publicprivatepartnership:
baja-baja:
Tom Sachs, Chanel Guillotine (breakfast nook), 1998
“What the bourgeoisie, therefore, produces, above all, is its own grave-diggers.” - K. Marx & F. Engels, The Communist Manifesto
“are you using the-”
“the Chanel guillotine? yeah, i am”

wariofan63:

bace-jeleren:
Man, I sure do love eating coins, slurp slurp!
[Sound of vaccum powering on]

chefpyro:

sven: do you think i could move out
me: i dont see why not, if you have the money
sven: i dont have the money
me: then no
sven: i need a fucking income
me: heheh. you said come
sven: this conversation is over

wellfine:

I CANNOT get over @asexualzoro‘s headcanon that Brook doesn’t know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just.
brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captain
Edit: it’s canon

nahont:

Man, I sure do love eating coins, slurp slurp!

[Sound of vaccum powering on]