gooberjam:

i just wanted to see what mark’s voice would sound like pitched up (warning: around the beginning there is a loud screech sound so watch out for that)

unseelie:

rockshitty:

rockshitty:

My favorite part of my dnd group right now is that their collective anxiety creates a better story than I do when planning the session. 

Me, intending to have them either fight or befriend a pack of CR ½ wolves: As you’re setting up camp tonight, you hear howling in the distance.

My player, a ball of anxiety with legs: hey, uh, dm? What phase is the moon right now?

Me, reading their mind and quickly flipping pages to the CR 3 werewolf: Oh, you know. Full. 

kelssiel:

northstarfan:

meme-loving-stuck:

helish:

quantum-dragon:

The only situation where I would want to be stuck in a bunker with Romney and Cruz is where I can see the little Mormon Francophile scream at the zodiac killer

source

This is not your redemption arc, Mitty.

don’t ever forget that he’s supported tr*mp every time it’s benefited him 😌😌😌😌

afallenwolf:

spideymoth:

partyatsanguines:

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

Please! Someone make and audio version!

bogleech:

nerviovago:

Ants steal boiled shrimps

How goddamned funny would this look before you noticed the ants

vampireapologist:

after my surgery the nurse was telling me how and when to mositurize my scars, and she said in these exact words, “whatever you do, do not let your nipples dry out.”

And all I can think about ever since is that as a gameplay tip during a video game loading screen

banjobutch:

singingscorpion:

ottermatopoeia:

i follow the path of the metal it makes sense but my brain still doesn’t like it

#my expression tracing this with my eyes was like :) :| >:¿ >:! >:( (via @brawltogethernow)

Reblogging mostly for this tag, ngl

ghostypeppers:

uploaded this to twitter, might as well post here too