Here is a perfectly innocent picture of my thumb

jwblogofrandomness:

OH NO! CARROTS! WE CAN’T HAVE THE CHILDREN SEE CARROTS!

APPLEJACK PLAYING THE SWITCH?! WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

To @thehorsewife, @tjpones, and @flutterthrash, I hope you guys find new places to post your stuff after the 17th.

farcryfromhere:

durbikins:

The tumblr to twitter follower exchange rate is 1 twitter follower for every 1000 tumblr followers

tamascotchi:

the reason stories and art exist is because, when pushed for answers that dont exist, the human soul is all but forced to just start making stuff up. whatever comes out is shaped by our experiences the same way play dough squeezed out of different objects with holes of varying size and shape would come out differently from each object when it is pushed out. im making all of this up right now but it makes sense dont it? thats art. freshly squeezed right out of my experiences babey

tinylamp:

paranoidgemsbok:

paranoidgemsbok:

THIS JUST IN TUMBLR IS MORE PURITAN THAN 1896

HHGHRHNSJGFDKJGNDFKJGMNDF IM OGNNAN HAVE A FUCKING ANEURYSM 

albierio:

chefpyro:

I’ve been on Tumblr for 7 years at this point so it really is a testament to the garbage quality of this site that I have no emotional attachment whatsoever