thyrell:

horsejesus:

O

i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

opalescentdragon:

lunarcanine:

dragon-in-a-fez:

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Teen: *gets a job*

“I GOT THE JOB!”

Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family

Teen: *gets all A’s*

“I worked really hard!”

Parents: Well, of course you did, this is the expectation, not a celebration.

probably why so many teens take to social media where they can enthusiastically share their interests and achievements and get positive feedback that their parents never gave

extraneousdominomask:

cinematic parallels

stimman4000:

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astraldemise:

astraldemise:

his first name is professor, thats his full name, i will not change my mind

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT IM RIGHT

here is @demon-space-boi after he makes an ass of himself in a noncopywritten carnival island where boys make asses of themselves. hey if it worked on a wooden puppet i dont see why it couldnt work on a plush raccoon

caelumrising:

missdaisydaily:

Daisy Ridley fangirling over Angelina Jolie at the 2019 D23 Expo

This is framed like a parks and rec gag

charbarthe2nd-deactivated202005:

:

👁👁

@randobambo

ston-rampler:

Clue: The Movie’s multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen

bellossom:

bellossom:

Fav Pokemon trope: Trainers who have the same aesthetic as their Pokemon