The “I don’t have 2020 vision” meme has gotten progressively funnier the closer we get to 2020 because when it started it was like “not knowing what you’re doing in 5 years? understandable” but now it’s like “I don’t know what I’m doing in 5 hours”
Now it’s like, i don’t know what I’m doing now
god take it one step further. it was 2020 five minutes ago. it was 2020 a couple hours ago. uh, what did i do half an hour ago? idk man, i don’t have 2020 vision
2019 literally feels like it’s 2 or 3 years in one…umbrella academy came out earlier this year but every time a meme from it crosses my dash it feels so 2017. endgame happened this year and it feels like that happened in 2015 w how quiet everything has been about it recently…even last week feels like it happened 3 months back like !!what the FUCK is up
- the “AOC nudes debunked by foot fetishists” thing happened in January.
- Spiderman: into the spiderverse came out this year, as did Captain Marvel
- Hozier released Wasteland, Baby! in March.
- the gamer girl bath water meme AND the shaggy meme were this year.
- the last GoT season came out.
- Marie Kondo happened to us this year
- detective Pikachu happened this year; so did the cats movie trailer and Sonic and lion king live-action.
- the area 51 meme happened this year (it feels like it’s been 4 years)
- 30-50 feral hogs happened this year
writing this list made me age 10 years. add your own
Star Trek DS9 S04E10: Homefront
Every time someone tells Worf about Greek Mythology he’s just like “The humans know where Zeus lives. Why do they simply not raid Olympus and slay him for his misdeeds”
YES
“If a god were to hypnotise my wife into having sex with a bull and giving birth to a Bull Child I would kill that god in no uncertain terms
RIP to King Minos but I’m different”
what if they released “youtube fast forward” and it was a series of eerily accurate predictions for the future




