adurot:
“ dusha-mstitel:
“ redtubeyou:
“ officialprydonchapter:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ adurot:
“That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the...

adurot:

dusha-mstitel:

redtubeyou:

officialprydonchapter:

silver-tongues-blog:

adurot:

That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate
no one pulled the damn thing in
Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self
Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate
Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny
It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint
fucking christ

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

God bless the people in the notes who think this is an actual criticism of DuckTales (2017).

@adurot it’s called a cartoon. First of all, animals dont talk and go on adventures like the one on the cartoon. Second, it’s pretty fucking obvious that you dont give an animal, or certain kind of animals, chocolate. Third, if you’re gonna act this way, I can provide you instructions on how to delete your tumblr cause honestly, we’re here for a good time and not to listen to your bullshit

Normally I just laugh at the comments, but since you went out of your way to tag me, how about you read the other notes ya numbskull? Or maybe even just the last visible addition in the string you yourself reblogged onto your own blog?

I am personally offended that they didnt even include me in their tagging

lustfuldemoness:

“Hey we need a way to establish a character’s badassery before the major conflict starts”

“I’VE GOT IT”

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lousirthe3rd:

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I’d watch just for the tribute and go back to not watching the NFL again

libertybill:

pattyjenkins:

And he goes, “What are you?”
    Which is fucking rude.

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Why are yall hanging out with the river-person? Hitching a ride?
Anonymous
look at this freaking exit dialog i got

grawly:

delmondo:

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the OS equivalent of a clown pulling out a really long chain of handkerchiefs from his pocket

wodneswynn:

wodneswynn:

“So-and-so identity I’m prejudiced against is gonna use up all the LGBT resources!” like this is fuckin Age of Empires II or some shit

Reblog if you can’t build any more castles or upgrade your longbowmen because some sneaky asexuals are camping on all the wood and stone