Fat Fred
(via Dahlcat)
el gato mas gordo
Fat Fred is not up for adoption but we do have smaller models available
Motherfucker ultimate
so glad illumination hasnt picked up on this live action remake trend because seeing a minion rendered in photorealistic cgi might just be the one thing capable of breaking me
out of all the movies theyve done that is probably the worst to have live action
Cobowlt -> Expowlsitor
Another CritRole fakémon; this time, Beau! Pokédex entries below the cut.
[ID: 2 digital illustrations in the style of Pokémon. 1: A small, brown owl-like pokémon, with blue eyes, black pants-like marking, and blue, sash-like tail and forehead feathers. It stands ready to fight. 2: Its evolution. It’s taller, has a black crop-top-like marking on its chest, and holds a long stick with a blue ribbon tied to one end behind its back. It stares you down, waiting for you to make the first move. End ID]
Tuskor -> Falcheye or Melorazor
A fakémon line based on everybody’s favourite warlock, Fjord! Pokédex entries below the cut.
[ID: 3 Digital illustrations in the style of Pokémon. 1: A small, turquoise sea serpent with small tusks, yellow eyes and a yellow dorsal fin. 2: A longer, darker sea serpent with a brown falchion-like tail, larger, hooked tusks, and bright yellow eyes. 3: A longer, turquoise sea serpent with long, straight tusks, a sideswept, golden dorsal fin, and a gold, longsword-like tail. It is decorated with kelp. End ID]
Purrstrecker -> Whisard -> Kitogast
It’s time for some edgy, emo fakémon: Caleb Widogast edition! Pokédex entries below the cut.
[ID: 3 digital illustrations in the style of Pokémon. 1: Purrstrecker. An orange catlike pokémon with blank, yellow eyes, a flaming tail, and large gemstones embedded in its legs and forehead. 2: Whisard. A larger, brown, catlike pokémon. It no longer has gemstones in its body, and its eyes are focused. Smoke pours from its head and tail, like hair. It faces away, glaring back at you. 3: Kitogast. It looks like the previous pokémon, but bipedal. Purple, robe-like sashes hang from its shoulders, orange and purple flames rise from its tail and head, like hair, and its eyes are blue. Above its front paws float a pair of hollow, purple dodecahedrons. Kitogast looks down at you, inscrutable. End ID]
Vethcelain -> Nottlin -> Braveth
I hope you’re ready for the smollest CritRole fakémon: the Notts! Pokédex entries below the cut.
[ID: 3 digital illustrations in the style of Pokémon. 1: Vethcelain, a small, stocky doll-like pokémon with a blank expression, green dress with a large button, hair over its face, large, pink cheeks, and green, pointy ears. 2: Nottlin, a small, skinny, goblin-like pokémon, with yellow cat’s-eyes and downcast black, pointy ears. It wears a black cloak over the large button on its stomach, and a porcelain doll mask covers its mouth. It looks uneasy. 3: Braveth, a slightly taller version of the previous pokémon, except it lacks the mask and cloak; instead, it wears a yellow dress and a small brown poncho with a large button. It has large, pink cheeks, a brown button nose, and upturned, green pointed ears. It smiles. End ID]






