bobacupcake:

happy snomidays

damnwyverngems:

Wiggler + Palico cosplay by zancats spotted in the wild!

By Zan Cats

gay-deerboy:

localcreature-feature006:

borderlineinsanity413:

dinocookiecat:

mythical-bxtch:

doodlemeimpressed:

dimini:

upbeathatt:

notrichietozier:

oppa-homeless-style:

feazelbal:

hairpoofs:

queenieeegoldstein:

press f to pay respects

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

 this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play it’s not unusual

This is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

This is so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

This is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

This is so sad alexa unplug the god damn jukebox

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

fallentitan98:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

If monster girls/boys ever became real, posts on /r/relationships would include species along with age and sex.

“My (M21 Human) girlfriend (F22 Lamia) keeps shedding all over the house. How do I tell her that’s my fetish without being weird?”

“Dude what the fuck that is INCREDIBLY WEIRD. And I (Human M26) like how my wife (Dragon F240) cooks. Also don’t come at me with that age difference, dragons live longer then humans it’s just natural and we’re okay with that.”

‘My (Human M23) wife (Cowfolk F26) wants to breastfeed me, but I’m not sure how comfortable I am with that. Her milk tastes fine, but it just seems… weird to me. What should I do?”

Top comment with Reddit Gold: “TOUCH THE COW DO IT NOW”

my (140 f vampire) husband (24 m human) keeps saying he wants the succ and its gotten old real fast. how do i politely tell him hes not funny?

phatwithanf:

greysdawn:

collegehumor:

What People Think Millennials Are Like Vs What They’re Actually Like

THANK YOU

And then us gen z are the more bitter version of this

michaelshelleys:

i love the term “found family” because it can mean anything from “over the course of our epic adventure we gradually came to realize that we had found the loving home and family we were all searching for in each other” to “i woke up in the same dumpster as this troop of idiots who immediately forcibly inserted themselves into my life despite my loud and repeated objections and increased the amount of problems in it by 200% less than a week ago but i’m already prepared to die for every single one of them without hesitation”

lawlu:

i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling this bitch up, kylo came in and started doing his usual tantrum shit in the background unprovoked, meanwhile oblivious to all thats happening and let me tell you no porn has ever cut me so off guard and brought me to tears in .01 seconds until now

flavoracle:

flavoracle:

CUT MY LEAF INTO PIECES

AND THEN WE DRAG AND SORT

FERMENTATION

AND SEEDING

CAN’T EAT A FUNGUS IF I’M NOT FUNGUS BREEDING

I don’t think y'all understand how round of this post I really am. I scheduled to reblog it as one of my “Favorite Posts of 2019” just a couple hours after I created it back in February

chefpyro:

zephkit:

Drew a cute @chefpyro​!!

yo that me!!