elitefourkylewantstobattle:

omghotmemes:

Turns everyone into ((Bread))

Megoosta

capriusun:

my @homestuckss​ gift for @truffleskies​! a SEAson’s greetings from dear feferi!

theherocomplex:

What I love most about Skyrim (and TES in general) is how, once the surface is at all scratched, you’re confronted with the most buckwild lore in the history of ever. Like, Skyrim’s baseline experience is: you are a person born with the soul of a dragon, which means you can absorb their souls and speak their language. Fair enough! There are two moons! And vampires! Giants herd mammoths across the plains!

But then! Dig a little deeper, and it’s all “yeah, there are two moons, but they aren’t really moons, they’re the corpse of the god who tricked all the other gods into creating the world, and mortals just interpret them as moons”, and “an entire race created technology that runs on souls, and they accidentally erased themselves from existence while trying to become gods, well at least that’s our best guess” and “some dudes replaced their hearts with plants and you can pickpocket the plant-heart right out of their chest” and “here’s a weapon that sometimes turns your enemies into pastries”. 

What a game, you guys. 

and when you look at all teh deadra princes its like
yeah theres this entire pantheon of gods separate from the main ones. some of them are assholes and some of them are nice. theres one that just wants to party and challenges people to drinking contests at local taverns

fridaystar:

warriors au where theyre all show cats but the levels of drama and intensity are just as high

@moonpaw

jujubanana:

i posted these on twitter and it got a lot of attention, so maybe you guys will like them too?

if using please reblog this post (likes dont do anything on tumblr :/ )

credit is super duper appreciated 🥰

send me asks about my gemsona sphene

christchex:

dracophile:

teapotsahoy:

fallenangelvictorious:

disregardcanon:

pencilscratchins:

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

christmas is fun cause the last time i celebrated it i broke my toe

what’s stopping me from eating fried food right now?

cant break your toes if you cut them all off

kiwi:

kiwi:

kiwi:

love the concept of multiple versions of the self

child me: *sees version of character thats exactly the same but like, goth or evil or something* YEAH

*sees version of goth character thats exactly the same but like, really nice and colorful or something*

version of a character who normally wears black but is wearnig white in this itteration: *exists*
Me: FUCK YEAH

daftpatience:

so I made the trans right Minecraft bee