spudinacup:

Part three coming soon…

bravo-zulu:

teathattast:

clouds dude

Rorschach if vaped

jumpingjacktrash:

livenudebigfoot:

chaos-ensuing:

minervafloofderg:

minervafloofderg:

One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil.

The basic business model of a social network is to harvest commercially valuable personal data and sell it, most famously via targeted ads. Anyone visiting my blog can clearly see that I am a queer furry who’s into video games and art. And yet I am only served ads for funeral homes, Bible story DVDs, and the current president’s reelection campaign (in 2018 for some reason)

Needless to say my click through rate has not been very good

Me: Runs a blog dedicated to dungeons and dragons and anime
Tumblr: You know what, you strike me as a sporty type

I’m a social media manager for my day job and Tumblr is literally the only social media platform I can relax on anymore because it’s so incompetent when it comes to exploiting my personal data.

me: i’m a gay house husband who spends hundreds of dollars on yarn and will buy literally anything with bears on it

tumblr: obviously you are a young woman who needs clubwear!

me: well,,,, no

tumblr: game of thrones merchandise!

me: i have literally never used that tag

tumblr: sports car?

me: come on guys, i’m easy mode, you can do it. housewares. yarn. bears. sassy gay rainbow everything.

tumblr: oh! you want naked women!

me:

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hubby-wan-kenobi:

all rejoice for sams undtal

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

marcusisaprettygay:

thatpettyblackgirl:

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The cop says “Get out of the vehicle” but then right after tells the guys gf “he’s not cooperating with me, he keeps trying to get out of the vehicle”

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Anyways cops don’t deserve respect and the fact people still think they do is ridiculous.

dopeybeauty:

dopeybeauty:

dopeybeauty:

“4 months until 2019″

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“3 MONTHS UNTIL 2018″

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2 (TWO)  M O N T H S  LEFT  IN 2016

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letthedalekssaycuck:

soundsof71:

amaskdescribingamask:

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Originally posted by simperingcreatures

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

vamakiz:
“i just want to draw a witch
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vamakiz:

i just want to draw a witch