neine:

Wack

askfallenroyalty:

taraljc:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

garrettauthor:

narpas:

enchanted-phoenix:

eveninglottie:

skull-bearer:

english-history-trip:

Macbeth:

I legitimately just laughed for five minutes straight. Tears are leaking from mine eyes. My stomach is burning. I actually cannot stop. 

Oh my gawd, I laughed so hard my face hurts.

@cedrwydden

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TREES LITERALLY ATTACK ISENGARD BECAUSE TOLKIEN WAS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT SHAKESPEARE PROMISED MOVING TREES AND ALL HE GOT WAS DUDES HOLDING BRANCHES

of course he was

Also Tolkien: I was so excited about that whole no man of woman born thing too. Like bitch no I was not thinking Caeserian, I wanted to see a chick as king of scotland we were robbed

livelygold:

Phone background and header design featuring the designs from my new Kickstarter - please feel free to use and share!

cyborgraptor:

WHY DOES HIS LIPS HAVE TO BE CHAPPED I CAN’T STAND IT

thetimesinbetween:

celticpyro:

paradisemantis:

keyhollow:

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

pedantricks:

pedantricks:

pedantricks:

for da last mf time dirk fights with a ninjatō not a katana imma clap the next person who i see calling this a katana

hussie

seasons yeetings

team-gabriel:

flowerytrashpotato:

team-gabriel:

jinxduchess:

jinxduchess:

team-gabriel:

jinxduchess:

team-gabriel:

team-gabriel:

team-gabriel:

team-gabriel:

So I went to go look at some cats today at a shelter and there was a little skinny cat named Jimmy Dean (like the breakfast sandwiches) and he was purring and sitting on my lap and I asked the volunteer what the adoption process was like and she explained it and then said “hear that Jimmy Dean, you might have a home for Christmas!”

Originally posted by adventure-time-trash

GIVE ME THE FORMS RIGHT NOW IM TAKING THIS CAT

I NEED ONE (1) SMALL BOY

TOMORROW I AM ADOPTING MY BOY

JIMMY DEAN IS GETTING A HOME FOR CHRISTMAS DAMMIT

ON MY WAY TO GET MY BOY

SHOW US THE BOY

MY BOY

BEST BOY

HELLO YES I NEED UPDATES ON THE BOY! IS HE OKAY? IS HE HAPPY? IS HE BEING SPOILED? HOW IS THE BABY OP HOW IS THE BABY???????!!!!!!

Oh, he is very spoiled 😂

Yesterday was actually the one year anniversary of when I adopted him!

He’s a smelly little jerk but I love him with all my heart.

MORE PICS PLEASE OP

more boy