Silver Tongue

weepycat:

videohall:

Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> High score! What happened? Did i break it?

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.

i think this my favorite video of all time. ive been utterly enamored with this video for years – i really believe it captures such a genuine, delightful aspect of humanity and culture from the 2000s, and its so fun to watch!!

ms-demeanor:

lotsofflailing:

ngl the best thing about harry potter was that voldemort killed harry’s parents, he tried to kill harry & co literally every year, was the evilest person known to man, whatever, and yet for 99% of the books it reads like the villain of the whole thing is draco malfoy, an annoying spoiled brat. 

which is kind of hilarious but like if there was a supervillain after me i’d probably still be more actively annoyed at that one girl i had history with last year who i hated so who am i to judge.

Okay yes, I see your point, Headmaster, clearly Voldemort has had a larger overall negative impact on my life and the lives of all members of the wizarding world but have you considered that I see Tom Riddle’s desiccated corpse attempting to hex me into oblivion perhaps one day out of every thousand days of my life but that I see Draco Malfoy NOT ONLY on Tuesdays but on Wednesdays and Fridays besides and also that Draco Malfoy is, in fact, a sniveling little ferret?

the-worm-man:

squigglydigg:

squigglydigg:

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…it…

…..it was supposed to be a bunch of random disconnected doodles…

Thank you guys for so many notes in such a short period of time.  As for our dear star-crossed Pokemon…

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They’re doing just fine.

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sootual:

footnoteinhistory:

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Legends only!

Not to mentional she wrote anti capitalist anthem “Nine to Five”

ajhasaplan:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

imagine being joseph joestar and you learn from your egyptian friend that some people have crazy mind powers and through random circumstance you get your own crazy mind power and all it does is make tasteful nudes of someone who hates you

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the pure folly in the implication that i have to MAKE things UP for jojo to be absurd

and the kicker is, the power does not SPECIFICALLY make tasteful nudes. It’s just that this motherfucker is, at almost all times, posed, tastefully nude

Pokémon that exist solely to spite people that want to do a living dex

mr-elementle:

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And the ULTIMATE BASTARD

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are you married?
Anonymous

tinybed:

um if i was married i wouldn’t be on the blogs. i’d be in the arms of my beloved….

iwilltrytobereasonable:

featheredmoth:

d0nthink-deactivated20230224:

featheredmoth:

8rujaa:

wish my hair grew little flowers on its own how neat would that be

Good news! Plants can grow under your skin!

THATS KIND OF TERRIFYING THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION

You’re welcome ;)

Ok actually, my cousin was playing with some other kids and he fell in a blackberry bush. Had some scrapes, but nothing too bad.

Few months later and he got this dark bump on his arm that was starting to hurt, and he didn’t know why. His mom, thinking it was a zit, tried to pop it, but nothing happened no matter how much she messed with it.

Finally they went to the doctor and he numbed the area and cut in to figure out what it was. Totally normal procedure, right?

Well, the dark bump was something that kinda looked like a black cyst at first, but it was weirdly long. And it got longer.

And longer.

And what the doctor pulled out was THREE INCHES OF BLACKBERRY VINE

From everything I know about Himalayan blackberries I am not remotely fricking surprised