nachosforfree:

spicy-spedicey:

nachosforfree:

mc-animated:

intranet:

intranet:

Y'all think Garnet is mad at Blue Diamond? Wait until Pearl finds out where Blue Diamonds accent is from

Can someone explain-

pearl hates the irish

Wh….why

gorps:

paxamericana:

paxamericana:

love to risk kidney failure and/or death to save 75 cents.

maybe say “throw away” instead of telling people to “toss” their lettuce, which has an ambiguous meaning w/r/t salads

and also don’t run completely unvetted pieces telling people to eat tainted food in the first place!!

brazenautomaton:

dear guys who make gatorade frost:

the purpose of having a name for the flavor of your product is to tell me what flavor your product is

apparently, nobody ever told you this, and so you think the purpose of naming flavors is to sound like Death Knight talents

I don’t know what Icy Charge tastes like but I’m pretty sure it’s going to move me into melee with my target and slow their movement speed by 75% for 3 seconds

official-kris-deltarune:

endless-deltarune:

Erm

a-magister:

Grimdark Rose!

In watercolors!! Told you guys I had art for you!

skazuhira-miller:

thought: complex and meaningful thoughts about how much character means to me
what comes out: HIM……… SON…. MY SON…. 

krinkshame:

cheese-sample-official:

tbh I’ve never had my debit card info stolen and I chalk it up to the security number on the back being 666

like if I was a criminal out stealing credit/debit card info and I saw that?

nah man I’m out

damn an whats the numbers on the front 

hyperroos:

let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.

no.

no no. no no no no.

YES.

NOO.

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

so in 2010 i made a facebook event for my birthday party for this year, because i thought “haha wouldnt that be funny, 2018 is forever away!”. but now it is 2018, and my birthday is in 2 days.

people have been building the hype for the past 8 years

and now im stressed cause i gotta deliver, i had 8 years to make plans and i procrastinated to the last minute. time makes fools of us all

Tune in tomorrow to find out what I came up with!

robertmueller: