Silver Tongue

Wait a minute, the three top-polling Democratic candidates for President are named Joe, Elizabeth, and Bernie. J.E.B… could it be???

schmergo:

dealanexmachina:

donald-trump-official:
donald-trump-official:
Its official, Donald trump has become the 3rd president in United States history to be impeached
For real for real
#look#i wish that we had people in the Senate who are principled enough to be faithful to their oath to protect and defend the constitution#but as a realist i don’t see it happening and that makes me sad#however#that will not stop me from taking petty joy in the fact that he’s the 3rd president in history to be impeached#that’s something that can never be undone or forgotten#so you *know* it’s got to piss him off bc he will forever be remembered for that and very little else

chefpyro:

chefpyro:
my body vs my brain
wait a second

drawjas:

hm. ….oh . … oh no ……………. this is the worst thing i’ve drawn and i cant stop laughing at it kjsnfkjm ..mostly Nott

tsundereglados:

You see a scientist wearing this and you know they’re going to be unhinged as hell

parakeet:

parakeet:
parakeet:
parakeet:
that adhd feel when u
when u
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