Silver Tongue

theoldaeroplane:

dear GOD I just

so my coworker Jon just came over to bitch about a customer to me (as you do)

and he says to me he says

“this guy just came in saying ‘i need this design printed on a blue t-shirt for an anime con this weekend’ and he gives me THIS

and he whips out a fucking sheet of computer paper with a symbol drawn on it in COLORED PENCIL

NOW THIS IS ALL REALLY BAD AND JUST. DONT DO THIS TO YOUR POOR FUCKING GRAPHIC DESIGNERS DONT MAKE THEM WORK FROM COLORED PENCILS, THATS WHAT JON CAME TO ME TO BITCH ABOUT

BUT

THIS IS ALL HILARIOUS TO ME BECAUSE THIS

WAS THE FUCKING

SYMBOL

image

and i sit there and i look jon dead in the eye and i go “i know exactly what that is

and i can get a vector of it.”

egberts:

egberts:

egberts:

just got a weighted blanket fellas, i’ll keep you updated

update 1: heabvy

update 2: confy

eternalgirlscout:

thevastnessof:

a rlly good trope is a teenager who was forced to grow up too fast suddenly being surrounded by teens who love having fun and goofing off, and just slowly starting to come out of their shell and do dumb stuff just for the hell of it bc they can finally act their age

#im thinking abt zuko and hnghgj #him and sokka are so funny #3 swords #2 teenage boys #1 brain cell

op why would you hide this vital content in the tags i’m

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

I know “my dear” is just like, normal bro talk for victorians but will my gay ass ever be able to handle it? No

Imagine if like 150 years from now “bro” ends up having Connotations and the Future Tumblr gays are all losing their minds about how tender classical literature sounds

Someone circa 2019: what’s up my mans

Gays in 2205: oh my god his mans…….

sheabutterbitch:

I love that the culture is shifting from the holidays being full of mandatory, uncomfortable, sometimes unbearable, family functions— to having an active hand in who you choose to celebrate with. I am glad to see a growing normalization of ‘Friendsgiving,’ sharing space with just one other special person, or even spending holidays alone, relaxing. All of these are acceptable options.

Spend time with people who love and respect you, even if that person is yourself.

Never forget that family are the ones who care about you, not necessarily the ones who are related to you. Spending the holidays with friends who love you and that you love is spending time with your family. Your real family.

chefpyro:

I remade my YouTube channel!

Google was being a huge pain in the butt about my channel, so I had to restart it from scratch. I’ve reuploaded the best videos (the stream supercuts) to a new channel and whipped together a channel trailer. I’m taking this as an opportunity to manage my channel better.

I used to have 6500 subs, so starting over from nothing hurts pretty bad. Please check out this channel trailer, consider subscribing, and reblog this post if you want to help me out. Thank you!