kipplekipple:

whatsupbeanie:

Do you remember anything fun that you’ve made as a kid? I was really proud of this “camera” I made out of a tea box. I filled it with hand-drawn “photographs” and was very disappointed when people and objects wouldn’t reenact them accurately enough at my request.

This is the cutest damn thing I have ever seen

deerisms:

rumman:

patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat

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Originally posted by reactionsworld

astropsionics:

she took the kid’s choice award in the divorce

celtic-pyro:

m1911s-10th-anniversary:

prettyferalprince:

allfrogsarefriends:

allfrogsarefriends:

allfrogsarefriends:

obsessed with the idea of angels seeing the first human death. 

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ITS JUST SO FUNNY LIKE EJJFJWKIFIIF

angels see a human die for the first time and be like “thats wild lmao wyd after this?”

the angels watching Cain kill Abel:


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The angels when they saw Abel in heaven:

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This is so funny because it implies God never told angels anything about how humans work.

god doesnt explain shit. the angels are just as confused as we are

wanderingtycho:

thewitchmakers:

laidlays:

laidlays:

https://www.pixiv.net/user/3489777/series/42514

https://mangadex.org/title/30630/girl-that-can-see-it

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HOW DARE YOU SUCKER PUNCH ME WITH THIS IMAGE RIGHT AFTERWARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the legend of the Bakeneko is important to fully understand this!!
The legend says that if a cat lives a very very long life, its tail will slowly split into two, and it will reach the status of a minor god!!
… the downside is that its spirit will inevitably outlive its owners, whose spirits will move on to the afterlife, and without anyone to leave food offerings for it, it will become an angry and vengeful beast that haunts its home.

This man has two bakeneko following him. two cats that were well cared for and lived long lives, who now watch over him.

I wasn’t familiar with this particular myth, it’s really fucking cool! 

wizardgirl:

wizardgirl:

i’m so used to how my cats behave that i forgot rudy doesn’t have low light vision like them, so i’ll come out of my room after dark and turn on my phones light and there will just be a pig in the middle of the room who, from his perspective, thinks i just fucking teleported in front of him and this happens and he’s always VERY startled

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artist rendition of an event that happens nightly

since its basically 2012 again

silver-tongues-blog:

broken-sanity13:

silver-tongues-blog:

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might as well bring this back

Don’t you dare bring this back

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silver-tongues-blog:

November 5th 2020 was the greatest throwback Thursday in the history of Tumblr

hangingfire:

odense:

wizzard890:

passumbapper:

passumbapper:

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this is like impossibly funny to me

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WHAT

no guys you…..you missed the best part. you see, in the wide shot, in the same strip mall as that landscaping company, is a sex shop.

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and twitter, putting in the shoe leather, found the owner.

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