jitterbugjive:

lyricalammy:

jitterbugjive:

waisted-daisiess:

thetrippytrip:

If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean

BLOW THIS SHIT UP

welp home depot wants children to be kidnapped I guess

Come shop at Lowe’s we would prefer children stay with their parents at all times so they don’t get kidnapped.

Also we allow dogs in the store. Win-win!

yeah but the woman was with her child and was assaulted by the kidnapper so uh

ornistheavianfiend:
“ climatetruth:
“ This tweet from scientist Jacquelyn Gill (@JacqelynGill) went viral, and for good reason. The war on science continues, and she summed up this story perfectly into 3 sentences on Twitter.
Read the full article:...

ornistheavianfiend:

climatetruth:

This tweet from scientist Jacquelyn Gill (@JacqelynGill) went viral, and for good reason. The war on science continues, and she summed up this story perfectly into 3 sentences on Twitter. 

Read the full article: http://bit.ly/2AxVBf3

Take action to keep standing up for science: http://bit.ly/2gOFm5N

The row has erupted after a key polar satellite broke down a few days ago, leaving the US with only three ageing ones, each operating long past their shelf lives, to measure the Arctic’s dwindling ice cap. Scientists say there is no chance a new one can now be launched until 2023 or later. None of the current satellites will still be in operation then.

No words can describe how much this angers the crap out of me.

saintpanic:

Doreen chuckled. “You mean the chaos emeralds, dearie?”

turing-tested:

arrested for being on main

if you have an account fuck you

peapupful:
“i love him,?
”

peapupful:

i love him,?

eyeburst:

eyeburst:

Really.

every time Pokemon releases a remake of the Kanto region, I’m allowed to reblog this 

slimepost-generator:

vorepost-generator:

slimepost-generator:

remember to boycott cranberry sauce for thanksgiving, it encourages eating slimes

you know what else does?

wh what does, vorepost

candiikismet:

canoasregias:

regbian:

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

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What the hell

transgambit:

me at disneyland: *taps mickeys shoulder* yo ricky rat where the fast passes for mickeys dick smasher

mickey: *muffled sobbing as he shows me a hidden door under the walt statue*