oldroots:

on the subject of bots, runescape had literally the best way of dealing with their botting problem:

if an account was detected using bot software, they would be instantly teleported to a hearing from a witchfinder general style npc, where other players could watch and throw rotten tomatoes at them. then the audience could vote on how the person on trial would be killed as punishment, and THEN the botter was permanently banned afterwards. it was the funniest shit ever

TRIAL

timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

“when im 20 he’ll be 25” but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

hershuargames:

The Legend Begins

wahbegan:

acciowine:

imthehuggernaut:

kurosmind:

catwithbenefits:

funfetti-cakke:

starfleetrambo:

magnolia-noire:

logynnrose:

weavemama:

MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

millennials shot versace

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

Cain was a millennial

Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction

The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.

Millennials stabbed Caesar. 

10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For

millennials crucified jesus

stimman3000:

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just-shower-thoughts:

If the media stopped saying “hacking” and instead said “figured out their password”, people would probably take password security a lot more seriously

superdragonoftheeast:

dankmemeuniversity:

W H A T

i was today years old

smokeythebearthemovie:

possessive-suggestions:

…They did what… to you?
No.
I will make them pay.
You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

me when im working in the grocery store and i see someone “sampling” the grapes

0lightsource:

Nsfw Artists: Age of Extinction

yoralim:

Nonhygienic Kris way to decide good books… and real reason why you couldnt’get pass that blue monster on the next floor.