Silver Tongue

quendergeer:

seawitchkaraoke:

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

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coyotetale:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

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do you see

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Their mother

mezzofurrte:

Have you ever held a world record? how about seven?
Would your mother be proud?

Jonathan Frakes on "Beyond Belief: Fact of Fiction" with his hands clasped on a table, looking at the cameraALT

a-big-ole-queer-mess:

kingscrown666:

angiemelon:

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Fuck you, completely and absolutely

are you shitting me

cosmicallyavg:

cosmicallyavg:

the gasp i gusped when i just opened one of my words with friends games

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it would have been 69 points too this is a hate crime

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demilypyro:

sillysquid11:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

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Incorrect. Vegeta fucks but he finishes in 2 minutes and just walks off to go piss and doesn’t come back. Piccolo would make love. Piccolo would eat you out for half an hour before even thinking about himself

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THIS IS WHY THEY INVENTED THE STRAP YOU FOOL

honsetly, the fact that namekians dont reproduce sexually might make them better lovers, since they will focus entirely on your pleasure as opposed to your own

Also when you kiss he might lay an egg in your mouth and I mean I’m not into that but I’m sure some people are.

mewvore:
“can’t believe its been over half a decade. I went through like two different development arcs since botw came out
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@demilypyro

mewvore:

can’t believe its been over half a decade. I went through like two different development arcs since botw came out

@demilypyro

sapphymayeyeplease:

catchymemes:

The orange kitty presented…

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