mrlazric:

Pro tip for any hopeful jedi slayers

If you want to keep a Jedi, or any other force-sensitive, from reading your mind, just be super fucking horny. This is useful for two reasons.

1. They can’t know you’re about to kill them if all your surface thoughts are about fucking.
2. The brief glimpse they get into the sweaty, decadent lust pit that is your mind might just shock/revolt/fluster them long enough to give you an opening.

koobaxion-deactivated20220403:

getinmelanin011:

enigmaticpink:

Harold she’s a lesbian

an-actual-stone:

an-actual-stone:

realalexjones:

The far-left media is in a tizzy over the fact Infowars still maintains a Tumblr account, even though nearly every other major platform banned Alex Jones last week.

kung pow penis

askfallenroyalty:

deathgripsforcutie:

tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon

me: what is this

tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls out a deck of yugioh cards* now lets get started

you gotta get out of there before the ancient egyptian lazer beams start

boshrocks:

theatremissfit:

clones-and-thrones:

This was the most Anna Kendrick-y thing in the whole movie.

What is Chris Pine even doing with his hand

That’s called The Royal Wave and its something he learned on The Princess Diaries 2

picz:

kris!

cruciferousjex:

princesshorseface:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

youflabbergastedme:

epic—blog:

theofficialariel:

Look at what they thought women would be wearing nowadays. 

I love this. 

I love how they predicted we’d all turn into Xena Warrior Princess.

Guys, gladiator sandals, high waisted skirts and bikini tops are in now….

^^^

it’s 2020 and She-Ra is the height of fashion