tumblr 2019 prediction

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

mechalesbian:

every day, at exactly the same time each day, staff chooses a blog at random and terminates it

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well this post turned out to be uncomfortably prophetic

national-posadist-primitivism:

slavery:

Staff deleted me for a few hours so I arrested 6ix9ine while I was bored

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egberts:

15 layers of art. none of them labeled. one line that isn’t supposed to be there. good luck.

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

i dont like getting in to overwatch discourse but i love making fun of blizzard’s inept writing so i’m gonna do it anyway

the way blizzard keeps trying to push omnics in overwatch as an allegory for racism is one of the most poorly handled things i’ve ever seen to the point that it’s almost comedic

the game’s narrative (what little there is) wants you to think people who hate omnics are irrational and hokey and “not with the times,” right. wake up grandma, it’s 2057. that sort of thing.

but blizzard themselves have since done the following:

  • established that the omnic crisis was like only 20 years ago, so everyone over the age of like 25 has concrete memories of “the time robots almost destroyed the entire planet”
  • established that the omnic crisis was a global conflict that brought humanity to the brink of extinction, literally every single human alive at the time was affected by it
  • established that nobody really knows why the omnics stopped attacking, not even the omnics themselves
  • established in Pharah’s comic that peaceful omnics are very easily hacked by both malicious humans and omnics alike, so literally every omnic has the potential to have their sapience wrested away from them to be turned back in to a mindless killing machine in an instant
  • put a game mode in the game that takes place during the omnic crisis where you just go ahead and kill as many omnics as you can

like, blizzard have never been good writers, but jesus christ. this is some next-level incompetence. the fact that people are obsessed with the lore in this world and get REALLY in to the nitty-gritty of it astounds me. you take a single step backwards and look at it from a distance and it all falls apart.

like, if you like overwatch, fine, but people write essays as long as their arms about the lore of a world that’s this badly written and i just do not understand it. just play the tf2 game. laugh when d.va says oppa gangnam style. blizzard did not put even a fraction of a fraction of the amount of thought in to the game that some of the fans put in to their fantheories. 

basically what i’m saying, in the least chill way possible, is “chill.” 

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YOU’RE RIGHT I ABSOLUTELY FORGOT THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE DOING ON KING’S ROW

HOLY FUCK 

lasrina:

zephrbabe:

ivyadrena:

cantankerous-crow:

me: enamel pins are beautiful but I wouldn’t know what to do with them. like do I put them on a bag or a coat or something? they’re cute but n–

my magpie brain: SMALL. SHINY. DETAILS????? PIN GET PIN!!!! PINNNNN. PUT. PIN. SMALL. SHINY. GET PIN GET ALL PINS

Picture frame with foam backing!

Fabric wall hanging

Wire mesh in a picture frame

Wear them in small thematic clusters

Spend half an hour selecting the perfect combination of pins for the theme and another ten minutes arranging them aesthetically.

Miss your bus.

Locking pin backs.

LOCKING PIN BACKS.

Trust me on this, people, you get locking pin backs and you can adorn your coat, your hat, your purse, it will change your LIFE.

HAT

pileofknives:

sapper-in-the-wire:

paintmeahero:

Check out the rest of this (very long) tweet chain here: https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/status/1062823813338091520

It is worth the click. 

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This is like the Vatican canonizing the Buddha as a saint but… Not really at all

Tumblr Staff right now:

thelostmoongazer:

me drawing any of these god forsaken characters:

human brain: keep the accuracy don’t fuck this up

monkey brain: r u f f l e s .. .. ….. .. . p oo f y sh o r . t s. .. . miTT EN S WHO???? C L A W S!  ! ! ! !  ! 

Going to be a bit of a delay on more art!

dreemurr-reborn:

rip old tablet 2012-2018.

i’ll be ordering a new one this friday, so sit tight!

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