its-isabela:

“Drake.”

“What?”

“Where’s the Tumblr app?”

runrabbitjunk:

no mercy bosses look so fun i wish i could nicely ask sans and undyne to fight me with all they got in pacifist route but instead its like those times irl when u feel ROWDY!! and u wanna RUFFLE FEATHERS!! AND GET MAD!! AND FUCK SOMEONE UP LIKE THE WILDASS BANSHEE THAT YOU ARE!!!!!! except you love everyone you know and everyone you know loves you and every relationship you have is built on gentleness and mutual understanding

she-ramen:

she-ramen:

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

milknjuice:

nose:

lol they really deleted slavery whats the point of logging in anymore

southern plantation owners when the emancipation proclamation was enstated

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Wait so your name is Roran and we’re level 20. We’re in the Roaring Twenties!”

craigsliststripper:

i’m a point & click adventure protagonist. i pick up garbage to solve puzzles and have a skewed sense of morality

damaramegido:

the-real-d-sandman:

imhollering:

imhollering:

swarnpert:

hey guys just wanted you to know that i just found the absolute worst car in existence

This is my car I’m crying I’m so happy to finally see it as a post tho I really thot it would be on shitty-car-mods lmfao

He didn’t get a picture of the cursed images door tho so here’s that, also the hood of my car

This poor honda. It didnt deserve… this.

are you kidding this is my fucking dream car

armieggedon:

antikevinfeige:

a weak fool: no one would fuck the hulk

thor:

LEST WE FORGET

daughter-of-rowan:

kaylapocalypse:

kestrel-tree:

When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:

• Ok, which aspect is confusing you?
  
• It seems like you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?
  
• So did you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth explanation?
  

SAVAGE

teacher-zone him

My cousin is an asst psych professor. Her new boss brought up how male students sometimes challenge female professors. He asked how she handles that: she says ‘hold on: let me take notes’, grabs a pen & paper, and proceeds to take no notes. If he asks why, she says ‘Tell me something I don’t know & I’ll have something to write’; no student has tried twice. Her boss laughed and asked her to mention it at the next staff meeting.