Silver Tongue
littleboxoflaughter:
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scienceandfandoms:

chefpyro:

when u still remember how to craft a fence gate in minecraft

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If I forget how to craft something I’ll do my walk of shame to the Minecraft wiki like a civilized person

dont get me started on potions craftng

zankydraws:
“I was asked to make this.
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zankydraws:

I was asked to make this.

terribleteej:

importantcomputerstudent:

You’ve heard of problematic favs,

Now get ready for:

I don’t have to justify why I like a character

You don’t have to justify why you don’t like a character either…

ellenent:

My take on Toon Zelda wearing the Phantom’s armor!

lindatart:

Batman is the greatest detective that ever lived (insp.)

If Kris and Susie isn't coming to you, shouldn't you go to them instead? Otherwise they'll never come.
Anonymous

peacesofsun:

shoezuki:

shoezuki:

shoezuki:

Discord is down so im going to say something contraversial here rather than in the server so i can antagonize more people

Brian David Gilbert’s Unraveled series is the same as Game Theory except not horrible and actually funny and well made. It’s just Game Theory for normal people

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These two videos both come to the same conclusion that Mario is a murderer who targets civilians but one of them is obviously an exaggeration and funny while the other is ableist and bad. Theyre the same except its the execution and tone that is different BDG is just making Game Theory for normal people (i.e. gays)

[ID: two YouTube videos, one is from Game Theory and is called “Game Theory: Why Mario Is Mental, Part 1”. The other is from Polygon and is titled “Bowser’s military hierarchy | Unraveled” End ID]

glumshoe:

madameocotillo:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Some guy called the park today and asked if we have any outdoor snow activities coming up.

“We should soon,” I said, “Weather permitting.”

“‘Weather permitting’?” he asked. “Can you clarify what you mean by that?”

“I mean… provided it gets cold enough,” I said.

“And why is that necessary?”

“Because… snow… melts?”

back in September I kept getting calls from people wanting me to make the monarch butterfly migration happen for their weekend picnics

sir I do not have the powers you expect from me

Working in a museum w/ a planetarium, we will often have public programs for big anniversaries like the 50th of Apollo 11, as well as for larger astronomical events like eclipses.

Some years back we had a viewing party for a total lunar eclipse that happened to occur in the hours before daybreak, and in the weeks before it happened the planetarium director had to field calls & social media messages left and right from guests FURIOUSLY demanding that we be more considerate of their schedules and move the event to a more reasonable hour of the day.

It seriously the tested the patience of this woman after she had to explain for the umpteenth time, while she understood their concerns about getting to the museum at 5am, rescheduling the orbits of the Earth & Moon was just a tad out of her control.

GOOD LORD.

It’s funny, ‘cause the children I used to teach at summer camp seemed to readily understand that I couldn’t magically conjure an octopus or an orca, and that sightings of those things were up to both chance and perceptiveness. But The Public is different, and often more demanding than Actual Children.