honestly i have the exact reverse HC. psii was just sort of this lanky dude who was admittedly extremely powerful but not like, some mega buff dude (goldbloods tend to have so much static running through them that they are pretty…wiry, lol)
upon capture, he was hooked up in the BATTLESHIP CONDESCENION and essentially pumped with steroids to a) live and extensively long time and b) run 100%, 24/7. never mind the sensation of being constantly over stimulated for thousands of years: at least he was fucking ripped! :(
ooooooo i like that headcanon. most people i know (myself included) usually have him severely atrophied during his time as helmsman so having the opposite is a neat subversion
my favourite thing about tumblr is that they discontinued fan mail in 2015 but in 2018, three years later, they still haven’t edited two word out of this:
i wish this was me
oh it gets better, they didnt even remove fan mail, just the button to go to the fan mail page but you can still access it by editing the source code
how do you think kojima felt when people guessed the twist in MGSV from the first trailer two years before the game came out, based solely on the fact that Venom Snake was vaping
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