cryoverkiltmilk:

i-am-snowils-admiral:

Two little boys take the “bargaining” stage of grief a little too literally.

• The term “bodybuilding” is grossly misunderstood.

bumblebeebats:

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

politicalsci:

mysharona1987:

ljones41:

reverseracism:

mysharona1987:

Reminds me of the time they tried to claim she grow up in *this* house and was therefore a pampered limousine liberal. 

The gas-lighting here is off the charts. 

And now

Why is the GOP so obsessed with Ocasio-Cortez?  Why are they obsessed with a 28 year-old woman who has been elected to Congress for the first time?

We know why.

kilalabunnies:

I love my girlfriend @silver-tongues-blog 💙💚💖💚💜💚💜 she is sweeet

lies!!
>:V
I am sour!

cubedsheep:

minecraft mod where if you dont shear sheep their wool keeps growing more and more until the sheep become large cubes of wool with a lil sheep face.

blackout501st:

squirtle-daddy:

halfstable:

dongboss:

lipdikro:

twotontwentyone:

dongboss:

dongboss:

that one post that’s like “lacroix tastes like if you drank carbonated water and someone shouted a fruit name a room over ” is so funny where is it

THIS ONE

I’m convinced y'all have never actually drank sparkling water before cause LaCroix is practically as overwhelmingly sweet and flavorful as mountain dew to me

i think u might have the taste buds of a 90 year old decrepit geriatric

AS MOUNTAIN DEW?!

@heavenseveneleven

riotpunch:

hank hill drinks respect women juice

averagefairy:

y’all ever wonder why half the beauty/cosmetics industry is geared towards anti-aging but they market almost none of it to men. i’ve never seen an ad for wrinkle cream for men, or age spot corrector for men, or youth serum for men, or crows feet treatment for men, like why are they allowed to age in peace but women aren’t. why can’t I just get fuckin old without every corner of every drugstore telling me it’s bad