Silver Tongue
oh can you do faces from kris's class like the temmie or noelle?
Anonymous

slipher626:

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

Kris- act- ask "please take the scarf off my hands susie."
Anonymous

animatedamerican:

“There are two wolves inside average person” factoid actually just statistical error. Wolves Georg, who

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op why did you knot finish the sentence?

schnetzlarchive:

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salmon is for desire

bonus:

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froborr:

rat-tarot:

courtiers:

rat-tarot:

just-shower-thoughts:

The dumbest lyric is “a child, a child shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold.” If you’re such wise men bring him a fucking blanket.

silver and gold can buy many blankets

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

Not at 2 am in Bethlehem it can’t.

you know what undertale AU i miss?

I dont remember much but like

flowey was replaced with temmie so there was an entire village full of flowies. there were also other swaps like the skelebros swapped and the boss monsters swapped but i mostly remember that temmie and flowey were swapped.

hanami-heart:

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An alignment chart for White Guys with Chaotic Enegy

This is 100% scientifically accurate I would know I’m a scientist

(Feel free to add any on)

weird al for immortal who cannot feal fear

specklefreckle15:

doomsneigh:

truonyx:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

truonyx:

peteseeger:

doomsneigh:

doomsneigh:

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

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Gallery of fake fans right here.

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

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Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

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this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

He lost 2 of his tentacles in Vietnam