polyglotplatypus:

naamahdarling:

aceofstars:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

Except I can never NOT parse the “hieroglyphs” on the far right as reading “I dig that ass.”

Which still works, TBH.

i thought he was calling him asshole

asksolarflair:

captainmolasses:

Gotta knock that crown off somehow.

@flaskgarg seems the most appropriate among the @’s for this.

thecoopontlc:

thecoopontlc:

I swear, we reply more often to questions asking if we’re dead than anything about being alive.

Scootarooster: bold of you to assume i didnt know the three inch punch

longanimals:

turing-tested:

this is coming in 1.14 minecraft good

zarla-s:

No wait, maybe THIS is the happiest version of mercyplates (momplates?).

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bob-belcher:

meekamess:

mollyprewett:

karis-the-fangirl:

cornflakepizza:

iraniandiaspora:

newwavenova:

stupiduglyfatcunt:

fatbisexualpenguin:

People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.

Also PoC erasure, most people don’t know he was 100% Indian

Specifically he was Parsi.
Also raised Zeroastrian.

*zoroastrian 

#i dont think the white boys can handle a queer brown guy being their god

^^^
centuries of religious art featuring white-skinned blue-eyed Jesus have made that pretty clear

His real name was Farrokh Bulsara. He was born in Zanzibar.

And he was bisexual.

justbadpuns:

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.