filthygrandpa:

look below

filthygrandpa:

look above

vastderp:

thesylverlining:

gorehowlloki:

lunakissed:

itsbetterthananal:

APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/SCREAMING

oh god I thought it was going to be some messed-up graphic cautionary thing like they show of accidents in drivers’ ed

i’m so glad this went in a completely unexpected direction

Good shit hahahaaa

starkercandy:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Consider: A fantasy series where the court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an IT guy.

Court Wizard, fixing the Queen’s magic mirror: has’t thee attempted cleansing and reapplying the runes anew?

Court Wizard sees like 17 hexes in the magic mirror and finds out the Flamebarrier blessing was turned off.

Court Wizard finally fixes the magic mirror and sees a reflection of the Queen reciting: Show me beautiful forest nymphs. Show me where to find beautiful forest nymphs. Show me local witches willing to summon beautiful forest nymphs to my kingdom. Show me beautiful witches. Show m

“your excelency, thou must install temptation shield so thine mirror will stop gaining hexes”

turing-tested:

who else was told that turning on a light in a car at night is illegal

fortheloveofyugioh:

I lay myself face down and end my turn.