vee-a-literal-alien:

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

afgunst:

mindareadsoots:

What does this remind me of? Oh yes.

nothing is better than a shapeshifter misjudging how much a rambunctious kid wants to punch their mentor

chongoblog:

kitsnicket:

This show was the funniest fucking thing

He never elaborated on this and it kills me

chefpyro:

Spent 30 minutes on this 2 minute level, trying to S rank it.

This wasn’t where we were meant to end up.

twitch.tv/chefpyro

megamindmutual-deactivated20191:

peachy-tooru:

bew-berry:

tiktoks-we-like:

But why do they sound like Zim gagging? I 😂

People are genuinely in the notes like “sorry capitalism convinced you to spend money on 20 soaps” like god damn y'all STINK so bad I can smell it from here. Capitalism or no capitalism you better fucking wash your ass or I’ll throttle you.

hrgwin:

turn on your location Prime, she just wanna talk

deansarchiveofoldness:

hrt speedrun

timetravelonion:

loveitorreblogit:

sorry my english was bad to write this

Is that all you’re sorry for

whatbigotspost:

liberalsarecool:

napoleoninrags:

There should be no billionaires.

Tax the rich. End the corporate loopholes.

Tweet from @qasimrashid reads:

If Bezos kept his $98.5M in charity to the homeless & instead paid Amazon’s owed $8.4B in taxes—it’d be enough for an apt for all 500K homeless ppl in America for 18mo😳

TL:DR Amazon’s corp taxes alone could end homelessness in America—Bezos would still be world’s richest person

fifty-shadesofgay:

commongayboy:

Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!

homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave