Silver Tongue

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

b–o–n–k:

recreationallyscolded:

kingoftheunderground:

furiousfran:

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picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

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lord-kitschener:

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jolys:

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yunghau5:

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prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

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I call this one the Megahorny

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Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

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My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

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Plate. 

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

kars-did-nothing-wrong:

papermariosuggestion:

Is she… y’know…

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A translesbian icon?

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otherwindow:

chisanamonogatari:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.

Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits]
Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴

Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷
Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries]
Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴

Android: [transfers their data into a better body]
Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴

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I would love to see this movie or story. A creepy looking android that gained sentience and on the run decides to adopt this weird tiny abandoned android which is a haunted doll. They have some cute adventures where the android is all protective and caring to their new friend in their own way and the doll is trying to teach this giant doll how to use his ghost powers in that body and murdering people who pose a threat to them. Maybe complaining about how technologically advanced has changed the world so much and how they feel lost in it despite being here for so long. At best the android thinks the doll is talking about becoming obsolite, and at worst (but funnier) they think the doll is saying how they are literally lost and tells them they have gps so they can take them to where they want to go and the doll is just like this dumb new haunted doll…I gotta protect and nurture it before it dies from it’s naivette. Meanwhile an excorsist and some retrieval squad are tracking them down and they argue about what they’re going up against. Most of the retrieval squad don’t believe in the supernatural and thinks they found another defective android and the excorsist doesn’t understand technology that great so just assumes he’s dealing with two possessed items.

Exorcist: The power of Christ compels you
Android: Error 666
Exorcist, crying: THE POWER OF CH

Haunted Doll: I̴ ̸W̴I̴L̵L̸ ̷E̶A̵T̷ ̸Y̵O̴U̷R̷ ̶H̴E̶A̵R̴T̵
Robotics Engineer: [changes the doll’s voice box]
Haunted Doll: (っ◔◡◔)っ 🎀 𝒾 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝓎🌞𝓊𝓇 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🎀

perfect movie title: Ghost and the Machine

chefpyro:
“ My Sonic Forces character: “Flamin’ Hot” Cheeto the Bunny
”

chefpyro:

My Sonic Forces character: “Flamin’ Hot” Cheeto the Bunny

silver-tongues-blog:
“in @chefpyro stream today, emily made “flamin hot” cheeto the bunny during sonic forces. obviously cheeto is the best sonic character now.
”

silver-tongues-blog:

in @chefpyro stream today, emily made “flamin hot” cheeto the bunny during sonic forces. obviously cheeto is the best sonic character now.

turing-tested:
“losing it over this picture of signless from the con
”
signless: all the authority figures need to be dethroned and destroyed
darkleer wearing groucho marx glasses: But you yourself are an authority figure
Signless: You got me there

turing-tested:

losing it over this picture of signless from the con

signless: all the authority figures need to be dethroned and destroyed
darkleer wearing groucho marx glasses: But you yourself are an authority figure
Signless: You got me there

adurot:

passworddots:

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There’s not really an ending to this little series. I’m sorry about that. But happy feasting to all!

passworddots:

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I yam what I yam.

fandompariah:
“According to Diogenes they’re settling things man to man
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fandompariah:

According to Diogenes they’re settling things man to man

shock:

shock:

what the numbers could mean on football players’ backs:

their age

how many people they’ve killed

how good they are at football 

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what super serum formula was used to make them beefy