goldhornsandblackwool:

goawfma:

being lex luthor kinda sorta requires being a genius, elon musk got start up cash because his family stole an emerald mine from zambian miners 🤷🏾 nothing but wealth and privilege

I saw this tweet earlier today and took psychic damage for 5 hours.

this idiot is the worst but also fuck the entire fetishistic silicon valley fanatacism that made him possible.

wasnt there a thing where if his shitty car landed on mars that could have seriously fucked with the studies of mars?

arent the self driving cars like, supposed to automatically stop for pedestrians?

dil-howlters-mirror:

SO TODAY I REALIZED THAT WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCHED “DOLPHINS IN TUXEDOS” NOTHING COMES UP SO I DECIDED TO PHOTOSHOP IT

AFTER PHOTOSHOPPING THE FIRST DOLPHIN, I DECIDED TO MAKE HIM A BRIDE, YOU KNOW, JUST BECAuSE

THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAND THE WEDDING RING WENT ON SO I DECIDED TO TEXT MY MOM AND

I COULD HEAR HER LAUGHING FROM MY ROOM

BUT THE N

I’MM CRYING

slimeonline:

pic i made

why is he buying socks at the soup store?

pissmoon:

stopstopstopstopstopp-deactivat:

the-real-numbers:

coleide:

:

And this is tiktok we need

75% of the time if something is paywalled, fucking around in developer mode looking for a link to the real thing or finding and deleting the content blocker works like a charm

also if ur lazy like me or just straight up cant figure out how to do this without deleting 90% of the page 

theres this extention called Poper Blocker

which not only.. blocks popups. but also has this thing called “Remove Overlay” when u right click which works a good 99% of the time in my experience in getting rid of paywalls.

kingkroool:

Creation of Fruit Gummy

chefpyro:

meatkasa:

fatgum is the best pro hero

Frankly seeing any kind of behavior as abnormal enough to be worth investigating seems wasted in this world when there’s multiple named characters whose superpowers only activate when they consume specific foods.

Maybe this guy needs to snort ground-up little girls’ toys to activate his eye lasers, who knows.

themightynein:

dewey:

pissvortex:

turing-tested:

can you guys not wake up and look outside to see where the sun is and tell what time it is???

sun isnt up when i wake up