youlovetoseeit:

evolution

glyndarling:

aerylon:

loloftheday:

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad’s street.  

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box.  And just to be clear - it was done intentionally.  No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down.  He’d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to “not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.”  

Fast forward to the next winter.  First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day.  It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal.  My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow.  And these weren’t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dad’s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard.  Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox.  When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won.  With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.  

Naturally, the DOT wasn’t happy, and the neighbor’s reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.”  They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick.  

And for anyone wondering about the driver…  He was fine.  His job and tighty-whiteys … not so much.

That is a very satisfying read.

dnd-homebrew5e:

swagmage420:

warlocksmith:

powerarmor:

arr-jim-lad:

Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect

Don’t ask me why I know this.

i thought this was a constable frozen edit

Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi

Barbie and the heat death of the universe

thecrystalfems:

stachionalgeographic:

oh you don’t have prime? sucks to be you 💅🏼

Jeff Bezos is feeling generous today

that difference between standard shipping and amazon primes deal right there is more than bezo payed in taxes

friendlytrender:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

thebigblackwolfe:

thebigblackwolfe:

I mean this is tea I love myself too much to fuck uglies

Morally good got that wagon? Can you make moral goodness clap? I think the fuck not my good bitch

You heard it here first, bisexiis have no innate moral compass

i only fuck evil people with fat asses

hrn i’m trying to be morally good but im dummy evil and my sins keep alerting the pans

this is how vulcans say “go fuck yourself”