Silver Tongue

umbraastaff:

thank u ace for pointing out that that phrase sounded like a weird way of saying someones pregnant.

bonus:

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Why you always gotta be that one reblogger that adds some stupid shit to a post?
Anonymous

mad because youre tired of seeing my sick ass replies everywhere? That you aint got the clout i got? That im funny as fuck?

person3triple0:

yourplayersaidwhat:

Gnome tosses rotten necromancer head to NPC

NPC: What the FUCK!?

Gnome: Jobs done. wheres our payment

NPC: I just asked you to look into if he was behind the kidnappings, not to kill him!

Gnome: well one way or the other, the kidnappings wont happen anymore

Plot Twist: The NPC hired the Necromancer to do the kidnappings and now he can’t finish the potion he’s been working on

nah the twist was that the necromancer used to work with the NPC and then used their creations to trap the souls of children to create a robotic army

chefpyro:

The first Luigi’s Mansion 3 supercut is up! Please check it out!!

chefpyro:

obviously like that.

Watch the full supercut!! https://youtu.be/RW8M5VC-77k

 - Megalovania in Major Key

aurora-bloorealis:

raintalker:

inverted-mind-inc:

chongoblog:

You’re gonna have a good time

Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key

Song plays during a montage of Frisk and Sans having good times.

Have some random heartwarm chickenscribbles to the music ♥

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#this made me cry INSTANTLY#I think you’ve unlocked sans’ actual theme#sans wouldn’t want megalovania to be is theme. he’s a dork. megalovania is the theme he’s forced into when the world is being torn apart (via @theladyem)

classpectanon:
“ bladekindeyewear:
“ theothin:
“ mindareadsoots:
“ Oh, fuck off with this.
“ It’s then that Jake realizes that Jane isn’t mad because she’d never realized he was gone. It makes sense. There’s been plenty of times when the two of them...

classpectanon:

bladekindeyewear:

theothin:

mindareadsoots:

Oh, fuck off with this.

It’s then that Jake realizes that Jane isn’t mad because she’d never realized he was gone. It makes sense. There’s been plenty of times when the two of them didn’t cross paths for days at a time. The perils of living in a mansion, he supposes.

Didn’t Jane send divorce papers to Jake already? I swear I remember John being pleased that Jane sent a lawyer to his house instead of a cruise missile.

huh, yeah

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https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues/candy/38

Hm. That seems one hell of an oversight by our new author team. Though not one that couldn’t be explained away.

(Jane could have had the divorce papers sent on a whim, and her lawyers figured out where Jake is but not Tavros, or her lawyers could have, uh… Or the divorce papers weren’t… like, were misinterpreted by Jake or were meant for, um… …mmmaybe she thought Jake went and had a bisexual tryst with John but was completely blind to the idea that he could have had the balls to bring Tavros away with him??)

Okay all that seems pretty weak. I’m sure there’s a fairly comedic way this COULD have made sense, but. Yeah. Still seems like a big oversight.

Actually… this DEFINITELY would have been in the outline Andrew gave them, since it’s a critical story point? So it’s Andrew’s bad if anyone’s. Maybe if the team catches wind of people catching this mistake they’ll slip a handwave in somewhere in the story.

or have you considered that this is intentional, they probably know what they’re doing, and this might not be the candy we think it is?

its possible that jane is putting on an act and being manipulative because jake is extremely naive and would fall for it

hellscapef2p:

yeahhletsfuck:

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Throwback Thursday to when I posted this GIF all the way back in 2013. Everyone on this site thought that this had to do with Fifty Shades of Gray and the daddy dom lifestyle, and acted like a bunch of horny fools in the replies. But it wasn’t. It really wasn’t!

I was just trying to get my work friend to come over to my house to see the funny images that I had up on my cork board. His phone service had recently expired, and the only way I could get him to see it was through Tumblr. I had done this a few times with him prior to this GIF blowing up, which soured our friendship.

I was wearing the suit because I had a formal business meeting in a couple of hours. I actually hate the daddy dom lifestyle. Please stop thinking that I’m a part of that community!!

Every villain has a tragic backstory