Silver Tongue

stupid-dyke:

Did you guys know Elon Musk sent that STUPID car into space without sterilizing it, and if it hadn’t gone off it’s intended path, and it had reached mars as he intended, it could have permanently ruined the search for life on Mars by contaminating the red planet with Musk‘s cooties. This may sound silly to you but I assure this is very real and serious. He could have ruined the entire field of astrobiology all for his stupid advertisement. Let’s kill him

ot3:

TV: here’s a 22 minute episode of a tv show you like
Me: ehhhh
Youtube: here’s a feature film length video discussing a game you haven’t played
Me:

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outlaw-lookingforthesun:

methlabrador:

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

As someone with social anxiety, this is both funny as fuck and helpful as fuck. The perspective that those fears are so extreme that they become humorous is a pretty effective reality check my dude

pembrokewkorgi:

chefpyro:

The first Luigi’s Mansion 3 supercut is up! Please check it out!!

Ah!  I had a lot of fun commentating on this one.  Check it out, peeps.

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i adore when ppl talk in their reblogs but i also try to read every single tag bc its where the keysmashing is

please scream at me i crave it

caffeinated-cryptid:

audarcy:

gays and neurodivergent ppl are obsessed with cryptids, the fae, liminal spaces, etc because we often exist on the fringe of society and lack well-defined social identities, feeling such acute isolation from the “normal” world that we align ourselves more with things that are literally not of this world. in this essay i will

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lambylingames:

lambylingames:

our entire dnd party got out-danced at a festival by the paladin’s elk steed’s nat20

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artist’s rendition

heteroreigen:

kitoridragoness:

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened

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dance fucker dance

bispacenerd:

Idk who needs to hear this but stop being so hard on yourself. You’re human. You’re going to have your good days, your bad days, your moments of forgetfulness. You’re going to make mistakes, say the wrong thing, and not everyone you meet will love who you are. You are human, and you are trying your hardest.