Silver Tongue

Ed: Helpful grammar tip:
Ed: “Farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
Ling: Who hurt you?
Ed: My father, did you not hear me?

i may lose followers for this but it needs to be said

arbetarmakt:

do what you want cause a pirate is free. you are a pirate

me when people ask me if im paying for disney+

allwomenmustdieactually:

barbarianarchy:
cantanopeshitthatwastaken:
fudge-the-horse:
some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!”
me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars:
good
Say what you will about Tumblr but it’s rather punk that capitalism has no power here. That we cannot be turned into products and are free to roam the tundra and scream into the woods about whatever like some primal beings.

captialists after buying tumblr and seeing just what kind of users it has so they can exploit us for profit

drawkill:

this is what happens when you name your pokemon before you know what it evolves into.
she still baby tho…

chefpyro:

kcgreenn:

kcgreenn:
he always knows just what to say… what a guy!
2 years later and I still smile at this comic

badsciencejokes:

Have a nice weekend — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2WYooFm

madejsbian:

baby yoda: r- r-
the mandalorian: oh cute i think he’s gonna say his first words
baby yoda: rockin’-