cairo-overcoat:

thebadpool:

cairo-overcoat:

10,000 years of people wearing the sex number on their necks and going to meetings and breeding lusii illegally in preparation for the second coming of christ and he slides out of the egg sac and starts saying slurs. 

this is so unsettling what the fuck does this mean

buckyssxxhair:

catchymemes:

that was wild since the very beginning

starship-one:

tytanyx:

Dash did a thing

sxbrinaspxllman:

0l0x:

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

congrats OP this is literally the only grinch post i’ll ever reblog

2018 grinch:
his most problmeatic feature is that he mains hanzo

1966 grinch:
He’s a mean one,
he really is a heel
He’s as cuddly as a cactus,
He’s as charming as an eel

He’s a bad banana
With a greasy black peel
He’s a monster,
his heart’s an empty hole
his brain is full of spiders,
He’s got garlic in his soul

He’s a foul one,
He’s a nasty, wasty skunk
his heart is full of unwashed socks
his soul is full of gunk
The three words that best describe him,
is, and I quote: “Stink Stank Stunk”
he nauseates me,
With a noxious super nos
He’s a crooked jerky jockey and,
he drives a crooked horse
!
He’s a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!

beachdeath:

beachdeath:

i stand in solidarity with the houston journalist who tweeted, on her work account, to 125,000 followers, “O’Rourke is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp”

me after getting dragged for using my work twitter account to post about how i want beto o’rourke to hold me down and make me cum until my calves cramp: this is exactly like hillary clinton losing the presidential election

aura218:

spiderine:

yo-its-matt:

awildpaige:

doctordisaster:

goofy-ruthie:

popculturebrain:

THX Just Shared the Original Sheet Music for its ‘Deep Note’ for the First Time

Look at this lad. Image: THX, Ltd.The Deep Note, the distinctive synthesized crescendo that is THX’s audio trademark, is one of the most iconic sounds in all of film. For the effects firm’s 35th anniversary, they’ve now shared the sheet music behind the sound.

thanks i hate it

how dare you i love it

I can hear this image and I’m crapping myself as is standard

Can you imagine a choir singing this and how chilling that would sound

The whoosh is in D Major!

It got better: in a capella (please make this guy famous, his talent is unmatched)

pufferfishish:

“motivational speaker”

john “hunger” mulaney

gendergenius:

misgenderisms-deactivated202010:

i am on the FLOOR

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

Or Bitck for short